Just be happy

Cameron 2022-03-23 09:02:29

In fact, I only watched one of the Twilight series, and it was precisely the one that was spoofed. I was very depressed at the time - so I found this spoofed movie, and I came down to watch it immediately. As a result, sure enough, I was euphoric--Male The Lord said affectionately, "Your breath is the best gift you have brought me" (roughly speaking, I really don't remember the original words), and then the heroine suddenly released P, and it was still in a string... So the male protagonist was arrested. Crash out the window. . And so on and so forth, it's a lot of laughter, I think it's the biggest laugh I've ever seen at Black's Bookstore. . So I like it, so I recommend it. What's more, the heroine's expression is very similar to the heroine of Qiong Yao's drama in Taiwan, which is very exaggerated. . Ah, and also, the supporting actor, the one who turned into a dog, is quite handsome, he seems even more handsome than the male lead, especially after he turned from a dog to a human, he held the contract and said, "The contract requires me to undress every ten minutes. Once" - laughs!

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  • Dayne 2022-04-23 07:03:07

    The book is much better written than the Twilight series, and the actors act better

  • Johnnie 2022-03-27 09:01:12

    I rely on... laugh at me to death! !

Vampires Suck quotes

  • Jennifer: Hi. I'm Jennifer, future Prom Queen, I'm gonna pretend to be your BFF but if you touch Rick's wang

    [flicks open switch blade]

    Jennifer: - I'll cut you!

  • Becca Crane: Stop it!

    Daro: [mocking Becca] Stop it.

    Becca Crane: You're killing him!

    Daro: [mocking Becca] You're killing him.

    Becca Crane: [quietly] And we haven't even had sex yet.

    Daro: [mocking Becca] And we haven't even had - Really?