I can't find any other words to describe the protagonist of Shinji other than stupid

Tyrel 2022-03-30 09:01:11

Originally, I wanted to sigh about my EVA mental journey for more than ten years. After watching this, I really didn't know what to say, so I gave up and started to say why I think Shinji is a fool.



Idiot slot 1: You fucking hundreds of people are here to lie to me, are you embarrassed? ? ? Don't let me drive the first machine? ! ! Are you fucking going to kill me? ! ! Fourteen years have passed? ? ? ? Go to Nima! ! ! Only my sister is true love, sister Lingbo, wait for me! ! ! !


Someone Miri lost her old nose and tried to save this idiot. It's okay if you don't feel grateful. They told you that you don't need to touch the No. 1 machine, and if you touch it again, it will kill you. Then his mind was full of nothing but Ling Bo, and he didn't understand anything. As soon as Ling Bo appeared, he ran away with them. Some people say [he was rescued and didn't know anything, he was the closest to Ling Bo, so he left], can you think about it with your fourteen-year-old IQ, you know a bunch of old people, everyone can do it Did the partner lie to you? Even if you don't know how long you've been trapped inside, you can probably guess that this can't be done in ten days and a half months, right? Recruiting a bunch of new people you don't know can't be done right away, right? Just thinking about it with your brain will make it clear that everyone is not lying to you, right? But this idiot didn't use his brain to think at all. He went to find his beloved Lingbo with his little Tintin. Did this idiot think with Tintin? ? ?


Idiot slot 2: It seems that fourteen years have passed since the hell? ? It seems that something is not quite right...Hey girl, your new battle uniform is good! Girl, shall I get you a book? Girl, why are you ignoring me, girl? ?


Well, it's okay to follow Ling Bo. Going back to NERV headquarters, seeing the kind of virtue that has been broken into, I should believe that fourteen years have passed. During this period, a lot of things seem to be wrong. But this idiot just complained that he couldn't use the phone to contact the outside world [Let's not complain, it's been fourteen years, who else do you want to call], and then went to find Ling Bo to play! ! ! ! Go find someone to play with! ! ! ! Don't ask what happened when you meet, just start staring at other people's new battle uniforms! ! ! Girl, you have changed your clothes! ! ! It's so pretty! ! ! But it seems a little dark? ? ? Fuck the girl, turn on the switch! ! ! Every day I take care of getting books for others! ! ! Big brother, you are surrounded by utterly utterly wicked virtues, can you focus on finding out the truth first? ? ? Can you make your little penis back! ! ! !



Idiot slot 3: What if the world is destroyed, I didn't mean it, I just wanted to save a girl!


Finally, this idiot remembered and asked the gay guy, what has happened over the years? ? ? Okay, the gay tell him quickly, use the facts to blind his dog's eyes, cut off the little penis he uses to think, and draw his stupid face! ! ! I originally thought that I would see a completely decadent idiot, unable to free himself from his irreparable mistakes before, and then maybe, accidentally, he finally started to use his brain to think and decide to take some remedial measures! ! Turns out I was wrong! ! ! ! This stupid god's speech completely conquered me! ! ! I saved my sister! ! ! The destruction of the world is none of my business! ! ! I don't want that either! ! ! You tell me now what can I do! ! ! ! What's even more stupid is that this idiot didn't seem to accept the reality that he accidentally destroyed the world for a girl! Damn big brother, the world has been destroyed. You seem to be just a little down, but it's not really sad! ! ! Yes, you saved your sister anyway!



Stupid Slot 4: Grass Mud Horse, you are not my girl! ! It didn't help at all! ! Who are you? ? ! ! It's not right! ! I didn't save my girl! ! ! Oh Shet, I'm an idiot! ! ! ! I am a fool! ! ! ! What the hell have I done! ! ! !


This idiot is finally starting to realize that he is an idiot? ? But not for destroying the world! ! ! ! ! It's because the girl I wanted to save came up and accidentally destroyed the world! ! ! ! So actually, to this idiot, it doesn't matter what kind of impact, what kind of human beings make up for it! ! The world is gone, as long as the girl is still there, is that enough? ! ! ! It wasn't until I found out that I didn't even have a sister that I started to feel depressed! ! ! As for this replacement Ling Bo Li, who are you sorry? You are just [that driver]! !



Stupid Slot 5: What do you say can restore everything? ! ! Can save the world? ? Damn it, I don't care who you do, count me in! Although Wo accidentally destroyed the world, but Wo must get the world back, and Wo must not make mistakes! ! ! Brother, you are a good person! !


As soon as the gay said there was a way to restore the world, this idiot followed the gay without asking anything! ! ! Did your boss tell you that you can do this? ? ? Who is the gay guy on the opposite side, you just follow, don't you find out the details of the other side first? ? Your goddess won't let go, even gays? ? ? ? Why do gays help you? How long have you known each other? Take you to play the piano, and treat you like an angel when you relieve your boredom? ? ? It's okay, okay, if it can really save the world, it's not bad, just do it.



Stupid slot 6: What do you say you can't do this? What is wrong with the gun, what has a bad premonition, didn't you tell Lao Tzu that this can save the world? I don't care what you do, I'm here, I just want to pull it out! Go to Asuka, don't organize labor and capital! ! Go away and go to Miss Miri, don't get in the way of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu wants to save the world! !



It's okay to ignore Asuka Misato if you stop you. The gay guy who told you to do this told you that it doesn't seem right. Don't continue, stop now. Did you let the little dick eat your motherfucker's brain? ? ? Tell you don't pull it out! ! Holy crap, has the fourth shock started? ? ? I don't know how to complain about this stupid face! ! ! [What's this] [What's going on here] Damn you, you don't know what's going on, can you stop doing irreversible things with little Tintin on your spur of the moment? ? ? Do gays deserve to die for you? ? ? Does the four-eyed girl deserve to pull your plug out to stop the impact? ? ? Does Asuka deserve to save you? ? ? I finally know I'm an idiot! ! ! Don't take any responsibility, just shrink into a mess where the motherfucker is, and it's over? ? ? Ruining the world again, and killing a gay guy who is very good to yourself, you just shrink there, show that you are decadent, and you are done? ? ? ?





Summary: Q is definitely Shinji Black! ! ! Successfully created a foolish male protagonist who is like a villain and who has never been seen before and never came after! ! !

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  • Ruthie 2022-03-26 09:01:15

    After watching EVA for more than ten years, now I can't understand it except selling rot. T_T

  • Myrna 2022-03-26 09:01:15

    Everything's been weird since Ghibli appeared in the opening credits