[SPOILER BETTER] Pack a whole season of dramas into a two-hour and ten-minute OPEN magical pastime...

Randall 2022-03-23 09:01:49

Play hard all the way! through! ! ! drama! ! ! through! ! !
Who said this is not a spoiler for who I am with...to complain together...



The reason for this is this, I am a stupid person who occasionally writes something when I am bored. Some time ago, I had a stalk in my mind, Magical Youth Twilight You know that type of hanging...
Then I spread out the stalks in my head, and then I gave the stalks to a friend of mine, who is a girl who has read countless articles...
She told me that recently Too busy OTZ, let me show it to my two friends who have time to watch~
I said OK, as long as the watch exposes my stupidity (after all, writing something for strangers to see is a little shy ← ghost! It’s not a web article Serialized...)
After a while, Jiyou said bitterly that he had received reading feedback, saying that you were angry and someone gave advice... (Of course I won't be angry, anyway, it's an anonymous idiot... Tucao can bring progress !) ... so I got the afterthought.
Other girls complain: There are too many terriers and the end can't be taken back! Hey! Why don't you just do something like the City of Bones?
I went back and read my stalk. This is indeed the problem. Anyway, I still need to learn (go back and revise)……………… But what is the city of bones...
This is my curiosity. The reason for watching this movie.
(Because I'm not a fan of fantasy movies and I haven't watched a few of them on HP...although I love fantasy dramas...)

Then it took me three weeks to find time to watch them on and off. [Hey

, then I'll understand...the girl's complaints are extremely accurate............[So how bad is that stalk in your head...]


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End the gossip, back to the spoiler Come up [No one wants to watch it. Hey

, I watched the movie first after watching the spoiler... So I knew from the beginning that this movie has lovers who will eventually become brothers and sisters...
After sorting out the stalks in the film, I found that although this film has many stalks, it is basically in line with a small climax every few minutes to catch the audience's attention (that is to say, the filming is quite satisfactory, but the story points are too many to come back. )...I didn't feel bored after watching it...



The beginning of the story is the life of a normal ordinary person. As soon as the heroine Clary appeared on the scene, I was in a trough. Isn't this thick eyebrows and white snow! (Looking at how easy her eyebrows are...) And
then when her mother Jocelyn came on stage, I slammed it again, isn't this Cersei Lannister! (Forgive me, I haven't finished watching it yet... My impression of her is actually a big cup of life...)
And then when her mother's boyfriend and good friend Luke came out, I lied again. Isn't this Michael! (One of the Vampires I Want to Be Human + The Hobbit in the English version, this uncle is very cute 23333)
There is also a scene of the witch downstairs in her house, I'll lie again, this is not Frey in warehouse No. 13 Mrs Derek! (If I remember correctly, seasons 2 and 3... In the episodes of Egyptian Antiquities 2333

, Clary and her glasses friend Simon made an appointment to go out on the phone and doodled, and her mother saw that symbol (I think it looks like Aries, Taurus or something). The symbol...sincerely...) just got nervous with Luke, Luke said you should tell your daughter, mother said it wasn't time yet.

[Stalk 1: Clary draws a symbol with a secret, her mother and Luke I know, but the heroine doesn't know.

Clary and Simon went to play. On the way, she saw a sign of a bar with a symbol she drew on it, so she went in curiously. After she went in, she saw the murder and screamed ING, and everyone around The expression of "Fuck this girl is crazy". Clary found that she was the only one who saw the murder.
Clary had a face-to-face with the murdering girl and the male lead.
Seeing the male lead, I was lying again... Who is this! I thought it was the little principal who later found out that it was the little golden retriever who played Grindelwald... (I didn't read the HP...
PS: The leather boy who was killed within two minutes of playing was very nice...

[Stalk 2: Clary can see things other people can't

Clary went home, and the next day found that she had posted a constellation symbol in a room during sleepwalking (Hey

[Stalk 3: ………………Sleepwalking Drawing (Hey

so Clary went to Simon in a panic) Tucao, her mother wanted to tell her the truth but she didn't listen [I don't listen to the old man...] Then she saw Grindelwald again, and then she chased out and questioned, Grindelwald explained with a tyrannical look and coolness that it was because You are not a mortal [...]
(not a mortal, your sister... The magic terrier is always "the darling/unlucky person chosen by fate"... After watching these kinds of dramas, my mood is only "the farther away from the magical world, the better" This one option...)

Then Cersei was attacked by two big, long, leathery men and a dog, her daughter didn't answer the phone, her girlfriend Simon didn't answer the phone, and her daughter finally answered - Clary I ran home [I was in a panic on the way and almost got hit by a car, so I won't complain] Grindelwald actually followed... [Where are you chasing other girls!]
PS: The two big leather men are often Playing bad guys in various dramas anyway, I'm familiar with both of them...

[Stalk 4: Cersei was attacked - absolutely forced to be an old feud... It's okay who will send 2 big guys and dogs to beat a girl...

The heroine and her mother, Jocelyn, drank a small bottle of potion and fell to the ground. The two big men ran away with their mother without getting the Holy Grail. The dog was left behind
... , and then being attacked by a dog, oh no, being attacked by an alien creature, the action scenes are OK Generally strong... [The kitchen blew up the refrigerator door! Good! No damage! The best advertisement of the year]

[Stalk 5: Jocelyn was in a coma after drinking medicine

, so Clary collapsed in a frenzy, Grindelwald comforted ING, Clary remembered that there was a witch living downstairs and rushed to find the witch, the witch showed her a stack of tarot cards (her mother is a painter), and Clary found the Holy Grail card. The witch found out that she had a tarot card in her head. The memory is sealed, but it can't be unlocked.

[Stalk 6: Clary's memory is sealed
[Stalk 7: The Holy Grail Tarot Card]

Clary heard the movement upstairs and found out that it was her good friend Simon, and almost beat him to death. . . ]
Then Grindelwald, oh no, the hero Jace and the two went to find Luke - Clary thought Luke knew something.
They went to Luke's shop (it's like a thrift store...) and found that two big guys were torturing Luke and trying to force him to transform (actor, you played a vampire + Hobbit, and now you finally have a werewolf meme, are you happy? ...)
Luke told the other party that he was staying with the mother and daughter to give the Holy Grail to Valentine (Cersei's mother also told her on the phone before) Clary was shocked, felt betrayed, and knocked down Something was discovered by the enemy...
Grindelwald oh no Jess was listening to the girl's words to save Luke at the moment - after finding this, he had a fight with the other party.
Simon, who was guarding the door, saw the police coming. Clary found that the police were in a wrong state. Jace killed the police and the three of them fled.

[Stalk 8: Luke said: I'm undercover! Seeing Clary, I want to explain again: It's not like that! ← Infernal Affairs, Hello Infernal Affairs, Goodbye
[Stalk 9: The police were possessed by evil spirits

, Clary collapsed in the heavy rain, all kinds of faces of "I can't believe they all lied to me", and Jess comforted ING in various ways [← this will happen] Er Xipi is obviously these two

[Stalk 10: The male protagonist Jess VS the female protagonist Clary, in the first scene of the emotional scene,

Jess took Clary and Simon to a shabby place, in fact, it was a long It's very similar to the building of a cathedral... The interior design is pretty good (the name of the entrance is Institute...what...) The
next second Clary collapsed because of being bitten by an evil spirit, and now a good friend is here. Come to help too.
[The heroine half-dazedly told the male protagonist to use your clothes to help me tie the wound, and the male protagonist complained and went back. You should have told me earlier if you wanted me to take off my clothes-what kind of flirtation at such a time, smash the keyboard! Simon and his friends next to him were blinded by titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, okay? 】
Wait until Clary wakes up to find the wound turned into a tattoo【. . . The original line is also very good...] I saw the symbols she drew everywhere in the building.
[I don't want to complain at all when the male protagonist ran over [occupies] the female protagonist's sight...]
Jess explained that the young gothic youths who wore leather and tattooed [yes] are shadow hunters, and Clary herself has this bloodline So you can see what others can't see.

[Stalk 11: Do you get a tattoo when bitten by a monster...
[Stalk 12: Shadow Hunter Base Camp Gothic spire church, mixed painting style from the 14th to the 17th century... In short, the style of painting is wrong (Hey

Clary is the earliest) In the nightclub, I saw the girl who killed the handsome guy with Jess came with clothes - the girl's name is Isabel.
[Simon and Jess praised each other, Jess maintained a high-cold state throughout the film but full of skills Point, full of cold joke skills... In short, I think the only shortcoming of Grindelwald is that there are not too many expressions... The heroine Bai Xue seems to have more experience than him, and her emotional expression is OK]
Friends came to talk about research Hodge, the station administrator, wants to see Clary (I read the Chinese subtitles but the pronunciation sounds like Hotch...)
Jace introduced Clary all the way to the Shadow Hunters, saying that either Clary is the descendant of the hunters or drank the water from the Holy Grail. At this moment Jiyou secretly warned her to stay away from Jess. [Starting high energy...

The heroine Clary entered the library of the institute, met Hodge, and got a historical commentary (Angel Russell, did not find the English word) Son, it's probably a battle angel or something)

There's a cute point at the moment! Isabel brings a replica of the Holy Grail of Simon's Restaurant, Isabel and Simon are obviously having fun! (Otherwise, why put them together...

[Stalk 13: Isabel and Simon] Clarie

learns that her mother, Jocelyn, Luke and Valentine are both shadow hunters, but Valentine wants to use the Holy Grail to create a horse and a horse, so she goes crazy, and Joseph, who is pregnant, Lin stole the Holy Grail, and after giving birth to her daughter, sealed her daughter's memory...

[Stalk 14: The cause and effect of the mother's generation about the Holy Grail

So in order to unlock the memory lock in Clary's brain, she took her to a cemetery basement. A group of weirdos with sewn mouths gave her the spell. Clary fell to the ground and couldn't afford to draw mysterious clues. Telepathically re-segment the doodles to find a person named Bane.

[Stalk 15: The basement of the cemetery can develop a plot line here...

Isabel put on more revealing clothes for Clary and said that if she was not beautiful, Bane would disappear, and everyone went. As soon as Bane appeared on the scene, I was lying again. This Asia He's pretty handsome [but you're wearing shorts for Mao...] [later he realized it was Gao Yixiang's second time and I said that there is no cure for face blindness]
Bane said that I agreed on the face of that pretty boy (pointing to Friends of the base...) [Gao Yixiang, is it really okay for you to draw eyeliner + golden brown complexion + exposed thighs + stirring the base... Although I still think you are very good-looking... Yes, I saw that Peter Rabbit played by Joe Chen and Zhang Han TV series]
Clary saw that Bane bought Mama's painting and knew that this person had been secretly helping her to erase her memory, and also knew that her father was someone else (buried)

At this moment, Simon was taken away in front of everyone's eyes...... ...[Gao Yixiang, the place you are running is really unreliable]
So everyone was fully armed to save Simon. After a hard fight with the vampires, many wolves bit them, and everyone ran away until the sun rose.
A wolf saves them but Clary, who is wary, gives the wolf a shot (I think the wolf is Luke... well, it's written on the front.
Clary knocks Jace down [correct] both I didn't kiss, but the atmosphere was almost the same.

[Stalk 16: Rescue Simon + Vampire Melee + Werewolf Help [Steel 17: After taking Simon back for treatment in the
second act of the hero and heroine's emotional drama , the base friend came to Clary to warn her to leave

杰斯远点,克拉丽怒了,说你不就是爱他么,基友恼羞成怒差点揍了女主……
【高能………………青少年电影这么OPEN挺好的……不至于让大家对What kind of prejudice do comrades have... Originally, love does not distinguish between genders...]

[Stalk 18: The basic friend likes the male protagonist and is jealous of the female protagonist...

Then Clary went to see Simon and found that Simon didn't need glasses anymore + the wound on his body looked like he was bitten by a vampire.
Jace who secretly saw them was depressed, and ran away by himself... [Hey
Clary found Jace at the piano, the emotional scene heated up +1, and got the skill point that Bach can kill evil spirits.
(It was Bach's Goldberg Variations XD I watched Hannibal was popularized...)
Jess showed her the gate of time and space, flirted with ING
and then Jess took Clary to the conservatory and gave her an apple to make as a gift She also showed her flowers (do you want to be so attentive...I think such a male ticket is not bad...)
After that...…………...the two were frank with each other, Jess told her that when she was a child, her father and He also showed her the family ring "W" sign for his different disagreements on raising eagles.

[I personally like the part of raising an eagle - my father said, "I want you to tame it, but you make it like you", and then the father killed the eagle to make his son grow up, which is very nice. 】

Then they played romantically until they kissed………………【Unable to hide your face

】【Stalk 19: Simon's sudden improvement + physical changes, maybe a vampire stalk in the future?
[Stalk 20: Bach piano music can kill evil spirits... Hey.
[Steel 21: Father-son relationship, Eagle's memory
[Steel 22: The male and female protagonists kiss, the climax of the emotional drama

Jess sent Clary back to the room, just when he saw good friend Simon coming out, so Jess misunderstood, Gao Leng The mode was re-opened and said, "The nest won't hurt! You can do it yourself!", Clary said, "The nest is not good!", and then Simon confessed to Clary that he liked her...
……………… etc. Wait, who can explain the four-corner relationship to me?
I understand the male and female protagonists, Xipi, the base friend likes the male protagonist, and Simon likes the female protagonist...
If you like someone, you can't do it without confessing! Piece! bird! Deserving no male/female votes! NO ZUO NO DIE! ! !

[Stalk 23: The initial mode of the whole piece of Xipi is played, the relationship between the four corners...

Clary ran to the library to learn tattoo spells, and found that she could take objects from the paintings - at this moment, she was peeked by Hodge (buried),
so she understood her mother Cersei in seconds, oh no Where did Jocelyn hide the Holy Grail - the Holy Grail Tarot card that she saw at the witch's house at the beginning hahahahaha.
She went to find Jace, and the two went to the house with Isabel and a friend (who, I checked his name, Alec). I met an ordinary friend on the road, and the friend sent a message to Simon saying that he saw your crush and went home.
Then Simon also rushed over... (
Clarie and Jace, who was forced to disarm their weapons, entered the witch's room and got the Holy Grail, and the witch began to transform into an evil spirit [God Unfolding Hello] Everyone is getting along again. In a fight, my friend died from a serious injury
. When Simon arrived, Clary was very happy that her good friend was okay, but Jess, who was blinded by the side, said, "Wo's heart is still unhappy! Let's go!"

[Stalk 24: The witch is an infernal evil spirit...

Back at the base camp, everyone said that the base friend had no rule of law, and the hero and heroine quarreled [Hey
Clary went to the library with the Holy Grail card, Hodge appeared and asked her When she didn't get the cup, she took out the cup......
Hodgson opened the door of time and space, and came out the legendary Valentine--it's Joe! (Actually, I haven't seen him play. Little Joe but I know he played Dracula 23333)
Valentin means that I am for some grand goal, Barabara, your mother is not hiding the Holy Grail but you, you are powerful, and you are my daughter That's how Clary
knew her life experience and her own unique skills (?) because she drank the blood of the Holy Grail in her numb belly.

[Stalk 25: Librarian Hodge's Infernal Affairs...
[Stalk 26: We know that the heroine has a stunt, the unlucky person who was selected...
[Stalk 27: Valentine is the heroine's father =_=

Clary jumped into the gate of time and space in a hurry, only to see Luke the werewolf, Luke is not infernal! I said that before to stabilize the big leather man! Turns out Clary had misunderstood!
Luke listened to Clary talk... Luke told her you had a brother who died in a fire.
Valentine made a pentagram in the library. After Hodge quarreled with him, he went to open a mechanical device, and the evil spirits and monsters entered the world...

[Stalk 28: The gate of time and space is unstable Any door 233333333333
[Stalk 29: Hodge was upset that he didn't get any benefits, and quarreled with Valentine (Hey
[Stalk 30: Clary knew she had a brother but died] [Stalk
31: Monsters invaded the world

at this time the entire cathedral building was I felt the vibration of the evil spirits invading the world.
Bane's children's shoes Gao Yixiang suddenly appeared [you don't say hello...] and said that he could be treated, so Isabel and Simon went to find medicine.

[Ster 32: Gao Yixiang who is haunted... ...

Jace ran to check the situation and found a pentagram in the library.
Valentine stopped him and announced: You're not the only one with a watery brain! You're a son
! Well) found that his family ring should be M instead of W (Hey, hello) Valentine also showed him the scene of training the eagle, and Jeston collapsed...

[Stalk 33: Valentin is also the father of the male lead... lie down It's a big mess...

Luke found a group of werewolf good friends to help Clary rush to the cathedral and found that the evil spirit had descended on the world. Everyone met Isabel and Simon in the basement who were looking for medicine, and Simon found Warren. Ding hid the mistress Cersei... Jocelyn in a basement room, floating like a sleeping beauty.

[Stalk 34: Werewolf is here to help~
[Steel 35: Jocelyn was suspended in the basement, looking for someone to be there for a long time] In his own nest...

Luke led the werewolves to start the war, and the werewolves sacrificed a lot...
Everyone was pushed to a desperate situation, and Clary suddenly drew a spell on her hand [if it is from the library's view, I think I can accept it] and then freeze the monsters...
Obviously there is a weapon in her hand and she will not kill them after the freeze frame. What a mess! ! ! Smash the keyboard! ! !
Luke and the last werewolf good friend withstood the back road, and then this part... I won't say it [cover your face

[Stalk 36: Clary's brain spell archive is open]
[Stalk 37: Werewolf brother love you know ...

Clary ran to the library, Valentine announced "You two are my kids!", and the two protagonists collapsed together...
Valentine laughed "Wow, hahaha, she's still in love . You hahahahaha" [Hey. . .
For the sake of the Holy Grail, Jess fought with her father (this fight is very beautiful...) Clary accompanies Sleeping Beauty (sister, can you be more reliable!!!)

[Stalk 38: Being a father is not reliable, the whole family To suffer...

The conscience of Hodge, who was choked before, realized that [this time...] ran to save the bad things he had done. At this moment, Isabelle of COS Tomb Raider is fighting with scumbags but the courageous Simon is fighting All kinds of monsters that came.
Then the three of them worked together to close the mechanism. So why do you want to play Infernal Affairs, the
administrator? You are not this material at all?!!! [

Stalk
40: Isabel and Simon of COS Tomb Raider praised the moment of

life and death, and Clary told Dad that if you hit me again, I would throw the Holy Grail in any time and space! Valentine was in a hurry, and finally the two brothers and sisters joined forces I got my father into the gate of time and space...
the gate of time and space blew up, and it started to snow... (what is this setting...)

[Stalk 41: Brothers and sisters work together to break the gold...

The finale is the finale Hey, Luke's life is dead (all his friends...) Mama is about to wake up, Simon said I was calm, and Clary went back to her house very hard and alone - it's all messed up everywhere.
Clary started using magic to tidy up the house with the newly learned skills [I want that too...

Then Jess, who has always been cold and arrogant and cool, came on a motorcycle [What a joke OTZ
and he said, "Wood) I thought there were no angels in the world, but you are "
Clary was moved..." [Wait, what was wrong
, they rode a motorcycle together and left happily and embarrassedly...

[You two] Are they brothers and sisters? ! ! Don't be like this! ! ! Although I have read that some brothers and sisters separated from childhood will fall in love because of genetic attraction, but this is very good! ! ! ]
[After reading the other spoilers, it seems that they are not real brothers and sisters, and I am looking forward to the second part...]

[Stalk 42: The last big stalk, the two brothers and sisters still have feelings for each other...





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After watching this movie, I’m not feeling well...
(I can’t help but wonder if the girl complaining “otherwise it’s like the City of Bones” means how bad my meme is…)
(I realized the QAQ nest and I will modify it!!!) There

are too many stalks and I didn’t finish it.
The background is OK. The most boring part of the whole film is probably the kissing part of the male and female protagonists in the flower room. Other places are full of all kinds of grooves and small stalks...

The male protagonist is quite considerate... You are cute Point 23333333 Cold joke master + occasional second + quite considerate.
The heroine is just... a literary and artistic little fresh and little white flower girl, who is quite courageous on the battlefield, in short, not annoying.
Alec, my friend who likes the male protagonist, I want to complain very much...but the performance is good.
There is something wrong with Simon with glasses, but the screenwriter hates you...

The older generation, Cersei Mama sleeps most of the time and doesn't talk about it, the librarian is okay... The editing is not done well and the plot is worse than him Foreshadowing, otherwise his Infernal Affairs will be even better.
Werewolf Shumi likes it, cheap dad Valentin likes it, and these two like the actors' skills... The
3D effect of the scene is good, and the fight scene must be liked. easy.

I especially want to complain about the tattoo of gothic leather boots. Leather is just leather. Can you choose a better style... Did I offend the stylist... Cheap dad Valentine's braids really want to complain...



This piece You can still watch it, but there are too many stalks and need a sequel, otherwise it will look very tired...
Then the family is so chaotic, you need to spoil the movie to stabilize the mood of watching the movie, or you will definitely spray tea.
I really think there are so many memes in this show, enough to drag on a whole season of American dramas, a dozen episodes is the minimum, why make it into a movie with so many memes... Isn't it bad to make it into a drama... I will also watch the Vampire Diaries again. It's... and it's very open... The world is Datong, of course, you can have good friends and secret crushes, but the brother-sister stalk still asks the screenwriter to finish it quickly, otherwise it will be hard...

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Extended Reading
  • Kenton 2022-04-22 07:01:19

    cast is very powerful. No orgasm. Western films are not used to playing with siblings. Kevin Zegers will never become popular, and he still has a relationship with Gao Yixiang?

  • Clementina 2022-04-21 09:01:57

    Logic was eaten by dogs.

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones quotes

  • Simon Lewis: So that's the famous cup everyone's talking about?

    Isabelle Lightwood: A replica. But yes.

    Simon Lewis: You know, Jace has got a real chip on his shoulder.

    Isabelle Lightwood: You would, too, if you saw your father murdered when you were a child. If it weren't for him we'd be dead. He saved our lives more times than I care to admit. Right...

  • Clary Fray: This is the part where you start tearing off pieces of your shirt to bind my wounds.

    Jace Wayland: If you wanted me to take my clothes off, you should have just asked.