I came for Aikawa, and after reading the results, I went to Baidu to visit Miike Tsongshi...

Kale 2022-04-12 09:01:11

...let me organize the language...
I don't quite understand the mentality of those comrades who give four or even five stars, maybe it's a world of sand, others have realized the great harmony of the universe from what I can't understand .
In my opinion, I wasted at least 100 minutes on the two-hour film, and I basically watched it with the obsessive-compulsive mentality of "I've seen it anyway, just finish watching it".
I downloaded it because I saw that the starring role was Aikawa Sho, and when I saw the title of the movie was "The Great Theater of Horror", I was optimistic that it was a horror movie... As for "Bull Tau", I remember the strange story. There is also a name similar to Niu Tau Ma Mian in a certain theater chapter of the new ear bag. (Ah, I remember it, it's called "The Cow Girl")
Willow Ye-sang played the main role of Midnight Bell, and Xiaomu-sang played the role of Ghosts and Water Monsters. Did Aikawa-sang also act in horror movies? Very good, I've been swept away by the horror album collection achievement! - This is my state of mind.
This kind of mentality with impure motives deserves a sap.
I won't describe the plot... The plot introduction is quite reliable.
After reading it, I have a lot of psychological shadows...According to the "boss", Bankyo has gone crazy, but I once suspected that it was Shirakawa who was even more crazy. He is still very calm, and he still eats the food made in the small shop every day, and he dares to enter that weird cafe again, when he hears that "the weather is so hot" the day before, which is driving people crazy. After Che Gulu said, he didn't grab the door and left... The junkyard hung human skins like suits, and he was still looking forward to researching which skin belonged to his eldest brother = =|||||
If all this is established On the basis of his feelings for his elder brother, it must be true love.
Of course, his eldest brother is also enough to see, just say that brotherhood is good, you want to see the site of the circumcision surgery, do you have to wait until you get home and close the door before you see it? What does it mean?
Then I thought that this eldest brother was played by Xiang Aikawa...I...¥%&...%&...
Xiao Xiang, were you short of money in 2003, how could you accept such a nonsense film~
Yes, I now know that Takashi Miike is an awesome director, but an ordinary human like me can't understand the awesome thinking of an awesome director... I saw Sho Aikawa's handsome face. Smeared with jelly-like mucus, it came out wet and slippery from a certain woman's vagina and winked at me, whether it was metaphor or aesthetics, it didn't matter, the only thought was:
oh my fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻My
heart is hurt.
I am just a human after all.

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Extended Reading
  • Zoie 2022-04-13 09:01:07

    I laughed when I saw the title of "The Scariest Movie"; I cried after seeing it.

  • Dallin 2022-04-15 09:01:07

    Nonsensical work, although Takashi Miike seems to have restrained some restricted-level shots in this film, but it is more imagery. Ambiguous symbols make people look big.

Gozu quotes

  • Innkeeper: Ooh...

    [Minami hides his privates between his legs]

    Innkeeper: There's no need to hide something as fine and dandy as that!

  • Ozaki: Your wiener looks like Frankenstein's.