Qingming Dabaojian, I really want to fall asleep Keke

Laurine 2022-04-11 09:01:07

[Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: The Great Sword of Qingming - If you use the tone of my idol Gu Amo, it can be sauce. . . 】
I feel my conscience and tell everyone, don't watch it, save money, really, this movie has no value in 3d, and it is no different from 2d.
At first I thought the sound was a bit weird and found that the actor's lip shape didn't match up. Then I devoted myself to researching lip language and found that they originally spoke English. At this time, I was shocked: a large group of Chinese actors filmed in English, and then asked someone to dub it, giving people the feeling of watching a Korean translation of the CCTV 8 overseas theater.

The story is a story about stealing your sword: it is rumored that whoever gets the Qingming sword will be able to dominate the rivers and lakes, a concept of Heaven and Dragon Saber. The Great Demon King got the sword but has not yet got the sword, so he sent the male protagonist to snatch it. On the other side, the master girl came to mourn her dead friend and was ambushed by the hero, and then rescued by a mysterious man. Later, I didn't take it seriously, anyway, the hero and heroine met. Then the big devil sent a lot of people to grab the sword, and after smashing a bucket, many people died. The heroine ran over to the hero and said, "I'm your mother's apprentice. When your mother gave birth, you were replaced by someone who was replaced by me. Your mother raised me and taught me martial arts, but I was still looking for you. I found out later. If you were taken away by the Great Demon King, I went to rescue you, but was killed by the Great Demon King. Your mother drew me your birthmark before she died and told me to find you. If you are a good person, I will protect you. If you are a bad person, I will kill you. "Ke."
Then the hero stole the sword to kill the Great Demon King, and met the hero's master halfway through. The master's weapon turned out to be two old man Le, who looked like chicken feet, to fight with the mysterious man! I don't know why I'm a little craving to eat Youyou when I see it here.
Then the male protagonist did not assassinate the big devil, but was rescued by the mysterious male master and female heroine. In the end, the mysterious man pierced the big devil several floors with a Vegeta momentum. Hey, can the Qing Dynasty make the building so high? ? Obviously it's an elevator apartment. Then beat a bucket of bad guys and die. Whether the heroine is dead or not is an unsolved mystery. The mysterious man and the master woman have lived happily ever after, Keke.

Basically, it has nothing to do with Ang Lee's Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. And it can't be compared at all. Ang Lee's Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is about human desire, not just a story of rivers and lakes. And this Qingming Great Sword is really plain and ordinary. Even in the Qing Dynasty, he was so superstitious that even Kangxi knew that he wanted to build a red-clothed cannon to attack Luosha. As a result, all the fools in this movie actually believed that a sword could rule the rivers and lakes!

Oh by the way, do you know what's so bad? There is Sun Jianjun among the producers of this film, do you still remember who Sun Jianjun is? He is the director of Tianji Fuchun Mountain Residence! ! ! !

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  • Johanna 2022-04-24 07:01:26

    Are you kidding me at the end?

  • Sonny 2022-04-05 09:01:07

    The action scenes are wonderful, the weapons are well designed, and the pictures are beautiful. The film was shot in the post-Li Mubai era, so there is no need to name it Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny quotes

  • Yu Shu Lien: Honor, duty, excuses for bloodshed. That is why I left it behind, all those years ago.