My ex is like instant noodle soup, it smells like I want to drink it up, and I can't wait to die after drinking it

Marcos 2022-03-24 09:02:02

Build your castle hold your ground, it's okay to be alone than struggling to fall asleep next to a I-used -to-know-you stranger. Every lonesome minute deserves to be cherished, you still have promises to keep, miles to go before you sleep!!! Don't drink that instant noodles soup anymore don't fall in the dick-sand!!! If you failed once or twice it's totally OKAY but remember how shitty you feel each time after it!!! Let your stupid past wrong moves be the sound of your feet up on the ground!!! You can do anything you aim for, if you doubt it it's just because you don't want it enough yet!!! If you like it keep doing it and if you don't call it off you know you can!!! And if you are not sure just let it riiiiiiiiiiiiide!!!





All in all,
WHO GIVES THE FUCK ABOUT BEING SINGLE IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK!!!

YOU ARE IN FUCKING NEW YORK!!!

FIND THE NEW YORK IN YOU!!!

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Extended Reading
  • Theodore 2022-03-22 09:01:57

    Modern romantic comedies are increasingly swaying under feminist scrutiny, and the heroine is always entangled in the question of whether or not to find Prince Charming. In fact, this question is also simple, if you like being together, you are together, and if you don't like being together, you are alone. People have to be honest with their hearts. PS, New York is still beautiful.

  • Megane 2022-03-23 09:02:03

    Seen on the plane, useless brainless chicken soup. If you like female doctors, economic strength is the basis of all choices. Damei is very cute, like a little French beauty.

How to Be Single quotes

  • Tom: Marriage! The end of spontaneous sex, travelling by yourself, and buying whatever you want without having to ask permission. Right?

  • Alice: Do you want to go see the Rockefeller tree?

    Robin: No, Buzz-Cut and Dimples are visiting from Italy, and they want to know all about American Christmas traditions like us sitting on their faces.