After reading "The Great Wall", I realized that I didn't know anything about the power of the Great Celestial Dynasty!

Toby 2022-03-27 09:01:05

Note: This article contains a lot of spoilers. If you don't want to watch the film after reading this article, then I can only say: "No thanks~"

When the gluttonous gluttons first attacked, two European mercenaries were tied up and watched the Great Wall. During the formation; Tovar, played by Pedro Pascal, exclaimed: Incredible!

In fact, this is exactly what I wanted to say after watching the whole film.

This new work by the national teacher has thus become the "Best Theme Movie of the Year" in my heart: for nothing else, just because of the well-trained and avant-garde "Shadowless Forbidden Army" of my Great Celestial Dynasty!


At this point, those who haven't watched the movie are probably a little confused (what the hell am I talking about?), those who have watched the movie may think I'm a fool (what am I kidding you?)...

But please be patient~ Maybe you've finished watching me You will, like me, think this "Shadowless Forbidden Army" is really awesome!


① Respect women, their tactics are extremely high-energy.

During the first wave of gluttonous attacks, the Shadowless Forbidden Army first used the artillery units of the Tiger Army to conduct long-range attacks, followed by the Eagle Army’s archers to conduct medium-range attacks...

Then, the high-energy ones came. !

When the gluttonous army approached the city, the leader of the crane army, Jing Gan—oh no, General Lin led a group of women hanging ropes and jumped down to assassinate the gluttonous gluttons!


Yes, they jumped and killed, they were the first army to come into close contact with gluttonous! Their weapons are long spears, which are more difficult to control than knives and swords; and they also use nunchakus to beat the drums of war - it can be said that they are both civil and military!


Who says women are inferior to men? Who said that? In that era when men were superior to women, they used their own sacrifices to explain to the gluttons what "women do not allow men"!


This kind of spirit of "I will do what I do", even in today's era of shouting feminism, there is no sense of disobedience~


②Personality comes first.

When their extra-military tolerance and tolerance were catching gluttons alive, Xiong Jun Xiaobing (KFC spokesperson) Lu Ri - oh no, Peng Yong broke a bowl because he was nervous and was awarded by the Eagle Army to the kitchen.

Because of this, the soldier Peng witnessed the whole process of the mercenary William trying to stop the foreigners who stole gunpowder and tried to escape, but failed! Therefore, when Lin Dianshuai interrogated William, the soldier Peng bravely stood up and cleaned up William;


At this time, General Wu, the general of the Tiger Army, grabbed him and shouted loudly: "You are the shadowless forbidden army, why don't you fight your life to stop it? You coward! Come on, drag him to military law. !"


Of course not, this is just what I thought he was going to shout~ General Wu is so sincere, how could he shout such cruel words? They grabbed Xiao Bing Peng and yelled, "If you dare to lie, I will kill you" (or something like that, I can't remember the exact lines)


Then after confirming that Xiaobing Peng did not lie, everyone was reconciled as before! Hey~ I feel inferior for my narrow-mindedness and backward thinking.


③ The commander is brave, and their leaders personally

attacked the two gluttons at night. The commander of the forbidden army brought his most trusted General Lin and a group of Lujun infantry to face it!

Without bringing too much troops and commanding other generals to fight together, Shao Dianshuai pushed General Lin away in the face of the gluttonous gluttons that rushed towards him, and then perished with him...


The same is true for the final decisive battle. Lin Dianshuai, who was promoted to commander in chief, took a group of women's troops and killed them at the Bianzhou Palace, and even the military division rushed to the forefront... On the

other hand, the other three generals, except for the guard battle and the dinner party, lost their faces. , almost non-existent.


As the saying goes, "with great power comes great responsibility". The hands-on work of the leaders of the banned army has explained to us a different "let the leaders go first"!

On the other hand, the gluttonous beastmaster, who is always in the middle of the soldiers when attacking, and even has a strong bodyguard by his side, entered Bianzhou and actually ate the palace set meal directly...


So corrupt, it's no wonder you don't lose!


Of course, in addition to the above three important qualities, the Shadowless Guards have many other advantages: for

example, they are united—every time the gluttons attack, the Shadowless Guards are dispatched in full force. No one dares to guard the gate inside the Great Wall!

(So ​​much so that no one knows that a big hole was dug under the city)

For example, they have the courage to try new things - they have never piloted a big Kongming lantern (hot air balloon), and they still dare to stand up and try to drive!

(So ​​much so that they sacrificed a lot before they could catch up with the gluttonous gluttons.)

Another example is that they are diligent and thrifty - they clearly invented the nuclear weapon "black powder", but they did not develop a large number of them for the defense of the city; they used it in the decisive battle. Destroy the group!

(so that the foreign countries can directly take a sack from the warehouse)

For example... hey~ Forget it, then (I) continue (edit) and continue (not) say (below) (go), then (to), This is going to be thousands of words.

I believe that through my introduction and analysis, everyone has been able to feel the awesomeness of "Shadowless Forbidden Army".


Finally, I must thank Guo Shi (starting from the drafting of the script) for 3 years of carefully crafting such a main theme movie for the audience that can show the excellent quality of my Great Celestial Army!


I also sincerely hope that such works will not appear again! Let it be a unique "classic", it's good~

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Extended Reading
  • Julien 2021-11-30 08:01:27

    Diving gymnastics, archery, shot put and javelin equestrianism demonstrated the style of Chinese Olympic athletes. If you force yourself not to think about it: fucking speak English? What a fucking story! Damn it acting so bad? Damn Jingtian, so many dramas are not dead? Damn it's unscientific...that's a Hollywood movie you can watch. Andy Lau unexpectedly became acting in charge. Zhang Yimou breaks through and becomes a director who has no sense of existence except for the big scene and the big tone. Maybe it was shot by someone pointing a gun to the head

  • Elouise 2021-11-30 08:01:27

    It has maintained the level of "News Broadcast" for decades-enhancing national cohesion, enhancing Sino-Western friendship, establishing a win-win cooperation model, and promoting common and sustainable development. I'm really not watching "The Great Cause of Party Building", this film is called "The heroine Jing Tian who approached the Great Wall of Science absolutely can't help but make her become popular." Lu Han is sincere and smart, with very good eyes. He looks back and smiles upside down all sentient beings. He is so handsome.

The Great Wall quotes

  • William: We are honored, to be honored.

    Tovar: Is that the best you've got ?

  • Tovar: Amigo, only you would carry a stupid magnet through the desert.

    William: I can use it to make a compass.