Epic shit, and Uncle Cage's epic shit

Clovis 2022-03-29 09:01:06

First published on Satellite Worker, 9:00 2, 2, 2

speechless, speechless

Speechless is a thousand words, a thousand words to complain! Click "Read the original text" at the end of the article to watch the film directly. After reading it, say it with me:

This movie is so ugly!

7.5 on IMDB, 95% freshness on Rotten Tomatoes, are you trying to play me?

Is it true that my movie-watching skills can't keep up with the 21st century, or is it true that the current level of movie critics and audiences is so high that they properly despise my ignorance? Is this what you call an insole, no, a cult movie? Non-mainstream does not mean ugly, right? ?

Well, I'm very humble, humble, tell me about my movie viewing experience. Below is a breakdown of the pitfalls in conjunction with the plot.

Plot + Tucao

The story takes place in the United States in the 1980s, which should be the Reagan era. The protagonist, Nicholas Zhao Si, is a woodcutter. The American woodcutter's transportation is a helicopter. He is busy cutting trees every day. He doesn't look happy, why is he not happy? Woolen cloth? Didn't the Reagan era lead the American people to regain confidence and come out of the shadow of the Vietnam War? ? ?

Zhao Si's wife is a woman with quite artistic temperament. She likes to draw some simple strokes with Cult style in her spare time, and she likes to read online fantasy novels on a comfortable bed in her spare time.

The couple owns a huge house in the forest, the lights are talking, and it looks like a haunted house under the stars

Tucao 1: The premise and background of the story are not clear. The atmosphere created at the beginning has no root, it is simple and rude, kidnapping the audience, and creating a false prosperity of capitalism, lacking core values! The heroine's appearance is weird, her eyes are so big that she wants to fall out.

Continue to tell the story. One day, the heroine was going to the square for a shuffle on the road. Suddenly, she encountered a car. This is a group of cultists. The heroine was attracted by the cult leader. And so leads to a crazy legend.

So, the leader asked one of the minions to exchange several ghost-like guys to appear and kidnapped the heroine.

The teacher plays a hooligan with the heroine

The heroine learns from the revolutionary hero Liu Hulan, and mocks the leader with righteousness. The leader burns the heroine to death and binds Zhao Sier for a good reception.

Tucao 2: This cult organization is too bad, even the leader has only four or five people, no gun, no magic, and he has to borrow the power of the kid to do bad things. It is weak enough and the story is flawed. The picture is inexplicably dark and blood red, I said, insole movie, is it so deliberate?

Continue to tell the story, the male protagonist has to survive, don't ask how he survived, the cult organization will not let him go, how can he take revenge.

The hatred of taking a wife is hard to dispel! Zhao Si was sitting on the toilet drinking beer and scolding, his wife was just a cartoon kid in his mind!

Zhao Si couldn't protect his wife before, and he hung up when his wife died, showing that he was not an ordinary person. He was not only a woodcutter who could chop wood, but also a close disciple of Ou Yezi, a master swordsman (who had cast fish intestines sword), this time. Personally forge a vengeful Yitian Great Sword.

At this time, the movie was only halfway through before the title appeared.

Tucao 3: Zhao Si's sword-making skills far exceed his skills in chopping wood, why did he succumb to the ranks of the woodcutter? Could it be said that there was also a heroic legend before, and this detail was prepared for the prequel of this movie?

Well, well, no matter how much, with this sword, I, Nicholas Zhao Si, are going to take revenge. In my dream, my beautiful girl is digging out my heart in the black tiger, which indicates my success!

However, this dazzling sword in the movie was not used at all, but Zhao Si found a can of green and not spicy chicken stuff, and after eating it, it was like chicken blood.

To fight with bad guys, you should still use iron chains and chainsaws, which are better than the dragon-slaying sword that you fought (Huh? Didn’t you say Yitianjian, why did you kill the dragon-slaying sword again, hey, I said, is this important?)

In the end, Zhao Si found the leader and smashed the leader's head with the Jiuyin White Bone Claw. Is this eyeball falling out of the evil scripture you want? ? ? Is this the sensory stimulation you seek? ? ?

Then, on the way home from victory, Zhao Si seemed to see his wife come back to his side (Director, I said we have a new chapter, right?)

Tucao 4: During the revenge process, Zhao Si can always kill people smoothly, with almost no twists and turns. The martial arts are strong, Huashan is on the sword, the cult organization is vulnerable, and those guys who look like ghosts are useless. It was so powerful earlier, how could it be rectified before?

Tucao summary

Personal opinion, another bad movie. Fans with other opinions, I sincerely wait for your opinions, which hopefully will make me realize that this is a good movie.

Despite the rave reviews, I firmly believe that this is a boring movie, and Nicolas Cage's crown as the king of bad movies of the decade seems to be worn for now!

The whole film feels like a '70s B-movie, with a taste for underage men's thirst for fantasy, violence and the grotesque. The story script is even at the level of failing high school composition. The music of the film uses heavy metal rock, and the sound is loud and disturbing. It is also a story of revenge, and it is also a windbreaker with a cult. Look at Quentin's "Kill Bill", and you will understand what a good cult is and what is a fake smelly insoles.

Nicolas Cage's performance was just wide-eyed and panting, and he continued to be the king of bad movies.

For those film critics and fans who have applauded, I can only say that this is another story about the emperor's new clothes!

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Extended Reading
  • Kianna 2022-04-23 07:03:18

    (4.0) Such a state of confusion makes people think that it will go far beyond the scope of revenge, but it is not so final. It would look better if it was shot for Refn.

  • Christiana 2022-04-23 07:03:18

    Not as good as everyone said, nor as bad as everyone said.

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