The most slurred comic hero and the bloodiest western cowboy in history

Marcelle 2021-12-25 08:01:16

First, let me talk about my motivation for watching this film. If you want to sum it up, there are only two points: first, it only lasts more than 70 minutes; second, Megan Fox. Of course, Josh Brolin is also a tough guy. Forgive me for not paying attention to John Malkovich. Even after watching the film, I didn't realize that this big man appeared. It may be because of the awesome makeup, or it may be that I can't associate John with such simple and crude commercial comics.
By the time I saw it for half an hour, I was already concerned about the urge to fall asleep. I saw that I almost fell asleep in an hour, so I just fast-forwarded and watched the final ending. In fact, you don't even know what the ending is. The plot of this movie has become so clichéd that it makes me unexpected. I originally thought there would be some accidents, but found that there were no accidents at all. Then I changed my mind. This is the biggest accident. Forget it, I don't want to discuss the plot anymore, the spoiler is completely floating in front of the screenwriter of this film, floating clouds.
Someone said that the lines are very two-dimensional, but I don’t think it is enough. If there are any highlights, then the cowboy naming his horse "horse" should be the biggest joke. The rest, really. there is none left.
Megan Fox disappointed again, both in terms of her figure and her identity in the film, she was too... conservative. In addition, I am still wondering what the attributes of that dragon ball-like killer is. Could it be that there were nuclear weapons in that era? And the president of the United States, the most I feel is the secretary of the president, I don’t know how to choose the role.
Well, it seems too much to say too much about such a film. I just want to say one thing: cherish life, stay away from bad movies, and it's good to watch bad movies occasionally.

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Extended Reading
  • Durward 2022-04-22 07:01:39

    The makeup is good~ the heroine PL. only saw the tail

  • Armando 2021-12-25 08:01:16

    bad CG. bad acting. terrible plot. only things worth watching are the weapons + Megan Fox's boobies + the doggie.

Jonah Hex quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Lieutenant Evan: Quentin Turnbull surfaced about a month ago.

    Lieutenant Grass: We want Turnbull dead.

    Jonah Hex: Why didn't you just say that to begin with?

  • [a dozen Union soldiers burst into Lilah's room]

    Jonah Hex: Christ, woman, how many men you seeing today?