Women's five four three

Clifford 2021-12-06 19:21:06

Harry Potter, which is used to one movie every year, suddenly announced the rescheduling this year. This series changed from summer to Christmas and finally to autumn. I really want to rant about the stupid behavior of the publisher. It's a pity. In Fanbang, even if it makes the magic sound go through the brain, it will not be reachable.

Those actors are all very young, and they are still a little fart. Are you waiting for these actors to drag their families to play Ha 7? crazy!

The expectation for the end of the year was suddenly emptied. At this time, "Twilight" Shi Shiran came to everyone. Well, since there is no Harry Potter, it is better than nothing. I watched "Twilight" with this idea.

After watching it, I was shocked for a long time to be unable to talk freely. The director knew how to grasp the key points of the camera too much, one by one close-ups, smashed hard on the actor, and I was not afraid that the story would be endless. The movie is full of sparkling actor. The luminous body, as well as the invincible handsome face, the white and red lips appear in every gloomy weather, and the perfect background sets off an extraordinary beauty.

Okay, I admit, I am totally overwhelmed for the handsome guy, and the preface is not a follow-up.

This movie, to put it bluntly, was completely filmed for women, and most of the money earned was also women's money. I can hardly imagine any heterosexual man sitting in a movie theater engrossed in watching a movie made entirely to show how beauties fall in love. this is too scary!

Forgive me for being stupid, after watching the movie, I can't find the reason why the hero loves the heroine. Does the vampire just want to love that frightened chick? I can't agree that a person who only knows how to be frightened and hesitant has the courage to love vampires.

So, I had to run to the original work, and sure enough, the author is a housewife. I can finally understand why Qiongyao's grandmother shines in many places in the plot, and women both at home and abroad follow the same path. It's a pity that the original is in English. I don't know how many years of broken English I gave to the teacher. I was forced to use it as a bedtime reading material. It was painful, tormented, and tormented.

When I looked at the poster, I felt that the male lead was familiar, but the memorization is simply my iconic feature. I saw the film reviews and realized that this is the first Hogwarts student president in Harry Potter to die. Grab Qiu Zhang's rival in love! At that time, he caught a glimpse and was immediately drowned among the British handsome men gathered in Harry Potter. Now that it is proposed to do it alone, who can resist the handsome guy who smashes his head in the whole movie.

About the women saw such a handsome guy who fell in love with the heroine and talked for a whole movie for so long. The two of them were still in love and respectful and respectful, like children, who tasted little kisses like children, and then for each other. Even one's life can be given up. How can the love so far not capture the hearts of women from all over the world!

In the movie, there is a laugh that makes me the most irritating. The male lead and the female lead rushed to the mountain, and said to the panicked female lead, I am a monster in the sun! Then I walked into the sun and unbuttoned the clothes button. Until here, I thought that when we turned around, we and the hostess would see a pair of skeleton frames or mutated beast fur. As a result, guess what we saw? Shiny abdominal muscles, and shiny hair. At that moment, I really wanted to rush to wake up the hero, look at the strong men all over the street, you are really not surprised at all, please stop fantasizing!

By the end of the movie, I have basically been able to confirm that this is a woman's work. Only a woman can put aside all the mundane things and shape the perfect handsome guy on her own.

Love is very beautiful, and handsome guys are even more fascinating. At the beginning of this movie, half of Harry Potter was dug out, and an English version of Grandma Qiong Yao was born. Sure enough, no matter the time and place, everyone loves to watch handsome guys and beautiful women fall in love, even if the plot continues. Idiot, no matter how absurd the content is, we can accept it. Truth is always on the side of the majority!

"Twilight" is the number one idiot romance movie that women should watch most in recent years! Suitable for ladies of all ages and social strata. Ladies quickly picked up their handbags, rushed to the nearest theater, bought movie tickets and popcorn, and went in quickly!


PS Solemnly declare that I recommend "Twilight" for the sake of a handsome guy (although his face will become more crooked as he looks at it in the future...). It has nothing to do with the content plot and acting skills!

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Extended Reading
  • Blaze 2021-10-20 19:00:11

    The soundtrack is great and the story is great. The two-hour movie is not cold and empty~

  • Barry 2022-03-25 09:01:05

    Looking eagerly, waiting for a bad movie, there are only male protagonists, so handsome

Twilight quotes

  • Isabella Swan: Edward, I said leave me alone.

    Edward Cullen: Bella, don't do this please.

    Isabella Swan: Its over. Get out!

    Charlie Swan: Hey, hey, Bella, whats gong on?

    Isabella Swan: I just gotta get out of here. I'm leaving now.

    [shuts the door on Charlie's face]

    Charlie Swan: [knocks on Bellas door] Bella.

    Isabella Swan: [to Edward] What am I going to say to him? I cant hurt him.

    Charlie Swan: Bella, whats going on?

    Edward Cullen: You just have to. I'll be down in the truck.

    [Bella comes out of the room]

    Charlie Swan: Did he hurt you?

    Isabella Swan: No.

    Charlie Swan: Break up with you or something?

    Isabella Swan: No, I-I broke up with him.

    Charlie Swan: I thought you liked him?

    Isabella Swan: Yea, that's why - that's why I have to leave. I don't want this. I have to go home.

    Charlie Swan: Home... Your mom is not even in Phoenix.

    Isabella Swan: She'll come home. I'll call her from the road.

    Charlie Swan: You're not going to drive home right now. You can sleep on it. If you still feel like going in the morning, I'll take you to the airport.

    Isabella Swan: N-No I want to drive. It will give me more time to think. And if I get really tired, I'll pull into a motel. I promise.

    Charlie Swan: Look, Bella, I know I'm not that much fun to be around but I can change that. We can do more stuff together.

    Isabella Swan: Like what? Like watch baseball on the flat screen? Eat at the diner every night? Steak and cobbler. Dad, that's you, that's not me.

    Charlie Swan: Bella, come on. I-I just got you back.

    Isabella Swan: Yeah, and you know if I don't get out now, I'll just be stuck here like mom.

  • Edward Cullen: Do you trust me?

    Isabella Swan: In theory.