Forty-year-old virgin

Francisca 2021-10-18 09:29:42

"Forty-year-old virgin", there is always some resonance when watching. The two episodes have a deep impression. One is that when the male protagonist said that forty years old is two twenty years old, the male protagonist's lonely look is irretrievable because he missed the two most beautiful twenty-year-olds in his life. Second, the male partner thinks that the male lead sanctifies the pussy. I think I also have this problem. Of course, it is an extreme to objectify women like male partners, but the problem that the male protagonist and I share is precisely at the other extreme, treating women too cautiously. When I like a girl, I think of her as being too perfect and too holy. I hope to leave her with the image of a gentleman when we are dating. Even when I want to hold hands, I worry that she thinks that my frivolity is taking advantage of her. As a result, the girl thinks that this person is warm and is not a man. In fact, I also know that there are two sides to human nature. Behind the reserved and peaceful life of girls, there may be a voice longing for excitement and abnormality. One side of the coin naturally likes to be respected, and the other side also expects you to say some dirty words and do something dirty. . Therefore, as a man, you have to respect women and not women. There are many contradictions in life, and the mastery of this fire is not something that novices can do well.

I pursue perfection in the relationship and think that we must wait until the Miss Right, otherwise it will be a waste of emotions. This does not meet the criteria of male partners who broadcast seeds and gain more. Don't talk about chatting up, even facing the girl's initiative, if you don't feel it, you will turn a blind eye to her. This is really digging the germinated seeds out of the soil and exposing them to the sun. It's really wrong.

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Extended Reading
  • Paxton 2022-04-22 07:01:02

    Q: Hey, how are you feeling? A: It's like climbing Mount Everest and dreaming of my dead father.

  • Daniela 2022-03-22 09:01:10

    That lady is not in Glee! Actually, Andy's life was not very good before. He is so interesting. If everyone has his enlightenment, Paul Rudd is still so handsome. Steve Carell is so cute.

The 40-Year-Old Virgin quotes

  • Mooj: [talking to a customer] This is a great TV. Nothing beats a plasma.

    Jay: What are you doing? That's my customer.

    Mooj: It certainly is not. When I came upon her, she was unattended

    Jay: No, no, that's my... She was unattended because I went to the back to get the brochure she requested.

    Mooj: I apologize, but it's too late. The transaction is completed.

    Jay: Then you gonna give me half the commission.

    Mooj: You will receive none of the commission.

    Jay: I need to talk to Paula. This is crazy, man!

    Mooj: This is bullshit! Every time I make a sale, you go crying to Paula. How about... how about Jesse Jackson? Oh, Jesse, he needs a call...

    Jay: I'm sick of you poaching my customers.

    Mooj: I'm sick of your crybaby bullshit!

    Jay: You wanna take this shit outside? You wanna just take it outside and just squash it?

    Mooj: Let's stay inside so everybody can see what a pussy you have, okay? Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath, I cannot return it until it has spilt blood.

    Jay: Listen to me, listen to me! You are fucking with the wrong nigger.

    Mooj: Hey, hey! You are fucking with the wrong sand nigger, okay?

    Jay: I will hang your old ass by your turban!

    Mooj: [Mooj has a very definite Indian accent] Oh, turban, now! Do you see any fucking turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say, "Hey, Jay, you want a slurpee? You want a slurpee?" Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?

    Jay: All right, man. Calm down, dude! Look... you still covering my shift on Friday or what?

    Mooj: If I can keep this commission... with pleasure.

    Jay: Cool, man. All right, pops.

    [They hug; Jay leaves]

  • David: You know how I know that you're gay?

    Cal: How?

    David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".

    Cal: You know how I know you're gay?

    David: How?

    Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.

    David: You know how I know that you're gay?

    Cal: How?

    David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face".

    Cal: That's gay?

    David: [loses his second "Mortal Kombat" match] Goddamn it!

    Cal: I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off. And now I'm throwing it at your body.

    [David's character explodes]

    Cal: [shouts] Fuck you!

    David: Aww...