The name of this movie is wrong

Marcia 2021-12-06 19:20:55

The name of this movie is wrong, it should be called "500 Elements".

It’s been a long time since I heard about this movie. I saw it today and I was deeply shocked by the French aura.


Warning: The following serious spoilers!
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This movie is almost all-encompassing and talks about everything. Luc Besson seemed to want to attract everyone.

The Egyptian archaeology at the beginning was called a grand theme: relic texts, archaeologists, aliens, priests who have clung to the relics (actually like dung heaps...) for thousands of years...at first thought that Luc Besson was going to make a mystery High-end atmosphere is a story about the future of mankind.

Seeing this, I think this is a story for suspense fans like me. Turns out... I guessed wrong.

As soon as the camera turned, we saw the failed middle-aged Bruce Willis. The life of this shameless man was extremely failing: living in a small mouse cage, driving a broken taxi, his driver's license score was almost all deducted, his wife went with his lawyer, and he had an annoying mother. Only an old friend will call him. It is estimated that if the old man ignores him, this failed middle-aged uncle will die in a mouse cage for a year and no one will know.

Seeing this, I think, oh, it turns out that this movie is about a midlife crisis.

When he was muttering that this movie should be played by Matthew Perry. Luc Besson has changed his tricks again!

A loli appeared at this time. A loli recreated from alien cells. She killed a general as soon as she came out, and then fled to the human city 200 years later. Under the police chase, Lori jumped...Yes, you guessed it right, she jumped into Bruce’s car, the failed taxi hirer, and staged the "unscrupulous police chasing wildly, the taxi mandarin ducks to the end of the world" drag racing play.

Oh, is it the sci-fi version of "This Killer Isn't Too Cold"? But I am not a lolicon, and I especially don't like to show abnormal movies where loli is naked. Should I stop watching after watching this restricted shot...wait...

At this time, the threat of destroying the world reappeared. Oh my goodness, take a long breath. No need to watch the perverted director's private shots of Loli.

But the problem is that this movie has become a civic comedy at this time: all the comedy elements that the public likes and hear have appeared. A helpless president, a reckless general, a silly and funny gangster, and the element of winning a lottery to travel later. Well, isn't this the French comedy "Crazy Taxi"? I have to say that Luc Besson is really good at making cold rice...

so this movie became a sea of ​​joy: chattering, a funny host (saying this black buddy is really a highlight of the movie), suggestive shots of male and female intercourse The general is frozen and embarrassed. The president makes a cold joke from time to time, and the big man occasionally sells cute, the movie unknowingly comes to its first climax: opera.

In the azure blue outer space, an azure blue alien conquered everyone with high-end atmospheric opera (don’t think it’s weird that elegant opera and sexual hints are mixed in one movie, I told you: this movie -No! So! No! Bag!) The

magical turning point continues. Just before the alien of the opera died, the movie became romantic again: she said that the heroine Loli needs Bruce Willis' love, or she will die...and then...


and the movie becomes Action movie. Three-quarters of Bruce Willis's soy sauce was finally normal in the last 23 minutes of the movie. He is as high as the earth, he walks horizontally and horizontally, he has a hundred shots, he saves the people from water and fire, and he is against the power of one shot: he is one shot People got rid of all the silly gangs (to say they are mercenaries seems to exalt their IQ too much ==). Oh. Let me just say, would the director not give the failed middle-aged a chance to be proud?

I'm embarrassed to talk about the turning point of this movie: after the action film was turned into a film, it became literary again.

When the heroine learns about the earth, she learns about war. Well, she was in tears, and she deeply felt that human beings were violating herself. She weakly condemned human beings for killing each other and hurting herself on the Egyptian altar. The translation into adult words is: "If you don't die, you won't die, my old lady doesn't want to save you anymore." Finally, in the name of love, the actor finally filled the hole buried in the beginning of the film: the earth was successfully saved.

I almost forgot about this!

Overall, this is really an all-encompassing movie, and I am not even sure who Luc Besson wants to show the movie to.

Literary youth, you can see in this movie the scholarly element of the heroine condemning the war, the romantic element of the love of men and women, and the element of saving mankind in the name of love.

If you are a man, you can see the frustrated uncle show off his power in this movie, save the earth, and take a loli home who doesn’t know anything about love.

If you are a sci-fi young man who thinks he is tall (such as me...), you can care about the future of mankind here, with aliens and beautiful special effects. (Really, the special effects of 1997 look outdated today, especially in the part of creating people.)

If you are purely for fun, well, there are funny black people, there are cold jokes, there are tricky shots, there are 23rd century Urban drag racing.

Great and fun movie. ==






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  • Stephany 2022-03-24 09:01:03

    At that time, Besson had rich imagination, humor and science fiction. Many scenes are worthy of praise. The retro opera fragments and the costume design are also unique, which is a bit of Oda. "You kill and destroy, why save you? Because there are some beautiful things worth saving, such as love."

  • Denis 2021-10-20 19:00:42

    What's the cost after 100 times

The Fifth Element quotes

  • Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.

    Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.

  • Police: Are you classified as human?

    Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.