1. God annoying spider rescues Hermes by relying on its super motor nerves! ! !
2. The tearful little green hugged the annoying spider and leaned on his shoulder, crying! ! ! !
No matter what your venue is like, Lao Tzu's Nima's two stages are bulging! ! ! ! The sound of the second wow is a little louder, I heard it right! ! ! When entering the venue, it was obvious that the dead otaku and the mother brought the children! ! ! ! This lady, your son came to receive Marvel's education of distorted cosmology at such a young age. Is this really good, this lady! ! ! !
By the way, otaku, why do you all watch this movie! ! ! ! ! Have you all seen the director’s only feature film Lianxia Five Hundred Days, also known as Falling in Love with Little Fresh Green Tea Bitch! ! ! ! ! ! Have you all brought yourself into the literary and artistic herbivorous male 囧赛夫 for several rounds, looking forward to the director to show you an ordinary and beautiful campus love, just like the annoying spider and Hermes in the previous movie! ! ! ! ! You can wash and sleep now! ! ! ! ! The director is generous! ! ! ! ! He understands that corruption now has no borders! ! ! ! ! There are three-level films under the Asa Protoss, which do not sell rot! ! ! ! So he resolutely abandoned the small fresh style! ! ! ! ! he! ! ! ! ! ! he did! ! ! ! ! He killed the heroine! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
So this movie can basically be renamed as Domineering CEO before it falls in love with God Annoying Spider! ! !
Come and let the old man reorganize this corrupt storyline! ! ! ! !
first! ! I have summarized it before! ! ! ! Marvel’s anti-male law: 1. Must be beautiful [please refer to the section of rot DD and Hermès descending in the elevator, I really love the lighting artist’s brain powder to beat DD as beautiful as a fairy]; 2. Must abuse the male protagonist Qian Ten thousand times the hero treats him like first love [—Xiaolu, listen to me to explain! -surface! —Little Green, I do everything for your own good! —Listen to others! BB grab your girlfriend again! —Xiaolu, put down my object and have something to say! —Let it down, okay~biu~=v=]; 3. Must have proper but not enough physical contact with the male protagonist [for example, the little green hugs Garfield, who wants to hug, but also rests and fights for the last time]; 4. Can’t play The line must not exceed 20 lines for more than 15 minutes. You must wait a year for the second part to come out and then go to him for 15 minutes [Stay tuned for the next part]; 5. The point is here! ! ! ! The hairline must! ! Must! ! high! ! ! [Shaking Sen is high, DD is high, 384 has a big forehead! ! ! ! 】
Then the first half of this story line can basically be summed up in one sentence: "The ordinary boy next door whose parents have both died, Xiao Shenfan and the single father are super super platinum tyrants, the little green since he was a childhood sweetheart, and then he was caught by the nerves of Xiaolu. Dad beats a mandarin duck. The two of them missed each other through the Pacific Ocean and they missed each other continuously before they gradually realized that each other was true love. Finally, they reunited after the local tyrant dad belched!" ! ! ! ! !
Don't be too beautiful when you meet again! ! ! ! ! ! !
A section of stairs like that in the hall of the Titanic! ! ! ! ! ! Little green is on top! ! ! Standing in the shadows is an unattainable sample paper of the flower of Gaoling! ! ! ! ! ! ! God annoys me! ! ! ! ! I have been shyly scratching my head and talking, forcing a thousand words to converge into one sentence: princess come down to me! ! ! ! ! !
At this time Tsundere Little Green actually has countless tiger oil running wild in her heart! ! ! ! ! But he just smiled evilly! ! ! ! Said I'm sorry I was busy! ! ! ! I'm in a meeting! ! ! ! When God annoyed that the friendship line had been broken, she walked to the door with disappointment and was called back by Tsundere Little Green again! ! ! ! ! Xiaolv, you are indeed a domineering president! ! ! ! ! Just know that you can't ask for it! ! ! ! The talent you give him must be [what logic]! ! ! ! ! The squeamish phrase I'm not completely useless is still looping in the old man's mind, okay! ! ! ! !
After that, Xiaolu and Shenfan had a close conversation! ! ! Exchanged some information about the [former] gunmen [you]! Here is the standard text {zhuang}Art{bi} equipment that I want to complain about. Obviously, I have come to see Xiaolv with a DSLR on his back to brush up what fashion value! ! ! ! ! Climbing in and out of the guardrail frequently sells cute! ! ! Are you a man in your thirties? ? ? ? Be careful to flash your waist and wait for a while. [Using filming as an excuse] Ask Xiaolu to go to your studio for a shot! Hey! ! ! ! !
Besides, how come Xiaolu can make an appointment if you want! ! ! ! ! !
Shenfan mentioned that her [previous] subject was doing an internship at Xiaolu Company, Xiaolu's "oh she works for me?" The expression on her face was [okay, when I went back, I would ask her to talk to her as a supervisor and pursue her when she thought she would climb a high branch. I can be with Shenfan after kicking it. 233333 Ah, I'm so witty] Then the director actually made a big move! ! ! ! ! ! Yes, he made a big move! ! ! ! ! As expected, he was born in a small fresh romance movie! ! ! ! ! He even let Xiaolu and God bother to fight! water! drift! ! ! That's right! ! ! ! ! There are no special sections for romantic dramas! ! ! ! ! Isn’t this passage "I'm sorry I'm a wind-like photographer, I have no fixed home, I can't give you happiness" "It doesn't matter how much money you want, I can afford the Empire State Building enough to give you enough"? ! ! ! ! There are 108 bad reviews for the mobile phone that is not Vertu!
Later, there was a hug scene that made the whole otaku wow! ! ! ! ! In fact, I have already hugged it once before! ! ! ! ! ! But that time it was an annoyance that took the initiative to hug it, and it was filled with the friendship value of sunshine. [Hey] This time the tearful little green clings to her and coquettishly said, "Annoyance~ I don't want to die~ How can I be with you when I die? ~Just give someone a few drops of blood~ [Dear, are you sure you want blood????] ! ! ! ! It's pressed against the wall by Xiaolu, there is wood! ! ! ! ! The walls are still transparent with wood! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! It stands to reason that this stage of the plot is a proper bed scene time [God annoying, do you really like the feeling of being stared at?] [Such lines automatically add 233 sentences]! ! ! ! but! ! ! ! Because they are fighting pornography recently! ! ! ! ! There is also a great little green and black plan for the director! ! ! ! ! God annoys you must [sit down] and refuse Xiaolu! ! ! ! ! ! Only in this way can we pull out the new CP Little Green x Electric King! ! ! ! ! ! !
In short, the troubled little green opened the door and walked out, and the resentful little green
happened to meet her troubled girlfriend Hermes in the elevator... The scene at the time was this:
little green [look at Hermes up and down to make sure the little green who just left the school gate There is no doubt that the green tea is a fresh one. So decided to take the money-spending trick]: Oh, you are Hermes, give you an Hermes, and you can break up with God Annoyance.
Hermès: = =Who are you... Xiaolu
: Don't you know labor and capital, labor and capital are Osborne CEO = your boss is still annoying! Fire you in minutes!
Hermès: Oh, oh, fortunate to have a good time...I often hear God annoyed to talk about you...
Little Green: Let’s talk about how much money do you want for the break-up fee [Smoke
Hermes: excuse me? ? ? ? ? ?
Little Green [Oh, isn’t Hermes enough?]: Let’s put it this way! If you break up with Shenfan, you don't need to endorse Revlon! Labor and capital will arrange for you to cut off Natalie Portman and Xiao Zhan Zhan! [Dingdong elevator is here] Well, yes, that's it! You can go, go, not give it away~
Hermes [being pushed out of the elevator]: = = What happened in the end!
Hearing that his subject had been chatted and broke up, the annoying spider rushed to Xiaolv's house to support the subject! ! ! ! !
I'm sorry that he wakes up Xiaolu to "look up" and then lowers the scene from the ceiling. I thought I was going to reproduce the kiss between the old spider and the object! ! ! ! Isn’t the correct way to open the sweet and cute spider man sending a good morning kiss to the sick little green! ! ! ! ! ! [Mud
Nitrogen Facing Jiaohua, a pale, sickly, weak sticking to the sofa, I can’t get up. [Peer, please explain that Little Green can’t get up because of the hair.] [Not rebound sex] Little Green! ! ! ! ! God annoys me that I can’t control it every minute [Where is it! ! ! ! ! so in order to avoid breaking the line of reason, BG and turning BL into the yellow storm of kill your darlings and no return, he was cruel and threw down the sentence "I am a man with the same wind, we can't be possible", so he squeaked and withdrew mercilessly. what! ! ! ! ! ! !
Where is the overbearing president who is so bullied by you! ! ! ! Xiao Lv Tsao Jiao becomes ill, Jiao Jiao will show you, hello! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
So Little Green sneaked into the lunatic asylum and tempted the Dian Wang to avenge him! ! ! ! !
Little Green gritted his teeth and said I'll make him bleed! ! ! ! ! ! Director, I'm overwhelmed. Are you asking Xiaolu to stand up and be attacked? ! ! !
Xiaolu also cried out to Max heartbreakingly, I need you countless times! I can't live without you! I must love when I die! Not incisive and unhappy! ! ! ! Max's tears are coming out, okay! ! ! ! Emma, no one needs me so much in her life! ! ! ! I will do it for you if you go up to the sword and the fire and the sea to be attacked properly! ! ! !
And at this time, is there really no one complaining about that mysterious black shorts! ! ! ! ! ! !
Speaking of the little green get to a loyal dog TV king, and bring the little wolf dog [Huh] back to Osborne, even the collocation of the heads hairstyle [please take care of yourself] is the same cool and crazy walking Bring BGM! ! ! ! Then he was shot with venom and suddenly became hot and stripped himself [don’t read the wrong point]! ! ! ! ! ! Transformed afterwards... Xiaolongren.
Makeup artist how much hatred you have! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
tell me! ! ! ! ! Are you a fan of Harry Potter! ! ! ! !
Did you watch kill your darlings and think Harry Potter loves him too hard! ! ! !
That wouldn't be able to turn Xiaolu into a toothless dragonman, please! ! ! ! ! ! Can you refer to the shape of the hummus in the old spider, will it die? ? ? ? ? Will it die? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Emma is so heartbroken! ! ! ! ! After Xiaolu changed the shape of the rotten teeth, the old man only heard the word "heart-stuck" when he saw what lines he said in one mouth! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
When so Xiaolu threw Hermes down, the old man only thought! ! ! ! ! Oh the coat is awesome! ! ! ! ! Oh, it's so beautiful! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
But who wants to get Hermes is really dead! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! The director also came up with Miss Xu Xianbai's bridge handle, so she made the heroine lunch! ! ! ! ! ! !
Didn’t it touch the ground? Why did it hang? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I obviously saw her moving when God annoyed her! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Please allow me to make a sad face! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
And in the end, Shenfan turned out to be full of vitality and restored the essence of Talking God Annoyance! ! ! ! ! Tell me why, director Qingtian! ! ! ! ! ! Don't you want to talk so much about the plot for the third part, okay? ? ? ?
Okay, I'm so weak for the ending, the momentary blackening, and the drama being written like this. I guess I won't see the annoying little green friendship line in the future. I can't even kill the memory. I really can't vomit it. The last bite of old blood. I only have one word for the girls who are brushing the film:
Xiaolu's face finally returned to normal wow hahahahahahahahaha! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Rotten Tooth Xiaolongren is cheap! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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