Marvin, the most melancholic robot in history, is 42 times more adorable than Da Bai

Horace 2021-10-18 09:30:29


Posting this post here is a bit of a mess. But I can't help it.

Because the most adorable robot in my heart is not the popular Dabai, but Marvin from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Marvin is a robot suffering from depression.

Its round head is equivalent to a planet, and it is extremely smart, at least it thinks it is smarter than its owner. The host yelled to him: "Freeze (which means don't move, but also has the meaning of freezing)!" Marvin replied calmly: I am not a refrigerator!

Marvin thinks the vast universe has a lot to do, but the owner always lets it do simple things such as opening and closing doors. It despises this but can only pursue it infallibly.

I seriously suspect that Marvin’s depression is due to his lack of talent. It is said that Marvin participated in an interview for "Star Wars" many years ago, and the director George Lucas chose the dumb robot R2D2.

There is no doubt that this greatly aggravated its depression. Marvin even began to lose sleep, relying on hundreds of millions of sheep in a second to fall asleep.

I compiled a set of quotes from Marvin, which is actually a lot of complaints. I think it can be used to deal with moms, bosses, wives and the like. When encountering the broken thoughts of the above-mentioned people, you might as well respond with a sad expression like a gorilla and a low tone like a cello.

"The diode in the left half of my body hurts terribly."

"When you think life is so bad that it can't be any worse, it's actually worse."

"Life, hate it or ignore it, you can't like it anyway. ."

"Don't pretend that you want to talk to me, I know you hate me."

"You just hate me, everyone hates me. This is part of the universe."

"I said to that computer for a long time. For a long time, I explained my point of view to it, from the universe to itself. Then it committed suicide."

" Do you want me to dip my head in a bucket of water? I'm ready. "


However, Adams created Marvin not to make him a clown, but to make him a decisive hero.

In the movie version, the real heroes and heroines are surrounded by fierce enemies and are at stake. At this time, Marvin came forward. It picked up a concept gun-this is the most powerful weapon in the universe. No matter who you hit with the idea gun, he will immediately agree with all your opinions. The original intention of developing the Concept Gun was for women to use against their husbands, but later became the treasure of the dictator against dissidents-shooting at the enemy.

Marvin asked those enemies who were extremely arrogant: "Are you feeling melancholy?" They nodded and said yes, limp to the ground.

There is no such a big head as Marvin, it is impossible to bear such a large dose of melancholy.

I don't need a gentle white fat man so much, hugs and medicine can't cure me.

Perhaps it would be better to come to a melancholy Marvin, let's talk about this ridiculous life together, and then continue to live stubbornly.

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  • Jonas 2022-03-23 09:01:15

    Jiu Jingshan is really a cat-friendly city...so happy. The landing posture of Bai Mantou is too like a tin can, the whole setting is like a tin can, and finally let go, huh. But... even if the chip is not in the memory, because it is not really smart, QwQ is moving itself, human beings

  • Lee 2022-03-16 09:01:02

    It's touching, and it's super warm

Big Hero 6 quotes

  • Tadashi: You better make this up to Aunt Cass before she eats everything in the cafe.

    Hiro: [not really listening] For sure.

    Tadashi: And I hope you learned your lesson, bonehead.

    Hiro: [faces him, looking honest] Absolutely.

    Tadashi: [realizes he's lying, frustrated] You're going bot fighting, aren't you?

    Hiro: [casually] There's a fight across town! If I book, I can still make it!

    [He grabs his battle bot and starts to leave. Tadashi grabs him and turns him back around]

    Tadashi: [exasperated] WHEN are you going to do something with that big brain of yours?

    Hiro: What? Go to college like you? So people can tell me stuff I already know?

    Tadashi: [hurt by Hiro's words] Unbelievable.

  • Go Go: [meeting Hiro] Welcome to the nerd lab.

    Hiro: [chuckles nervously] Yeah.

    [about Go Go's prototype bicycle]

    Hiro: I've never seen electro-mag suspension on a bike before.

    Go Go: Zero resistance, faster bike.

    [removes one of the wheels]

    Go Go: But not fast enough.

    [tosses the wheel into a bin]

    Go Go: Yet.