On a whim, re-translated Kazakhstan's "National Anthem" at the end of the film

Michael 2021-10-18 09:30:40

Inspired by the Poetry Ahn before the provisional sentence of ......

O Kazakhstan

wailing Kazakhstan

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.

Kazakhstan Come Odyssey

All other countries are run by little girls .

Bitty non whine that is flown Xi Niang

Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.

potassium outlet Xi masterpiece yield

Other countries have inferior potassium.

He was difficult Jinkela Xi lobby



Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.

Kazakhstan Xi pool fragrance

It's length thirty meter and width six meter.

longitudinal cross-over by the feet Xi nijo

Filtration system a marvel to behold.

decontamination filter Xi ninth miracle

It remove 80 percent of human solid waste .

fecal go even eight Xi blue waves

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.

Kazakhstan paradise Ampang Come

From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come Jewish north wall of the tower's plain

Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.

Sihai brothers Come Uzi except

They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

He heads a large nose Xi wasted

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.

Kazakhstan Xi Industrial strongest

We invented toffee and trouser belt.

toffee made my belt I come create

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region.

dust Nuria Xi Pure you Came

Except of course Turkmenistan's

non-Turkmen Xi ladies as sex workers

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.

Kazakhstan Come paradise Ampang

From plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come Jewish north wall of the tower's plain

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader .

leaders giant root how can let go Come

From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

from start to finish Xi It's okay to lick eggs!

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Extended Reading
  • Krystina 2022-03-23 09:01:12

    What a beautiful movie

  • Sylvia 2022-04-23 07:01:10

    Saw it a few days ago. 10, 69, fisting. very powerful.

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