The guinea pig's skills are poor, but we still have to persist!

Dave 2021-12-15 08:01:05

There are only two jokes: WHITE BITCH got stuck when getting off the car when it came out; the Lion King unabashedly changed into a stand-in when he was fighting with a leukemia patient. This reminds me of Michelle Yeoh's stand-in (a man with atrophy) in "007 Empire Tomorrow" covering his face with very fake hair and holding Brosnan (probably the stand-in) to take pictures of a motorcycle escape.

The spoof of "Pan Gang" is similar to Hu Ge's "007 vs. Man in Black". Probably all directors and actors are very happy to imitate blockbuster films. If I have money, I would like to DIY an EPIC MOVIE, SCARY MOVIE, SAD MOVIE, STARWAR MOVIE and so on. It will be so cool!

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Extended Reading
  • Crawford 2022-04-22 07:01:31

    In addition to the beautiful heroine Lucy, except that there are 2 dew points in the picture, in addition to spoofing, it is actually very scum

  • Garnett 2022-03-26 09:01:06

    1 for Jennifer Coolidge and another for Jayma Mays who looks like my friend

Epic Movie quotes

  • Silas: [In a Subtitle] I'm gonna drop you like K-Fed!

  • Peter: And a monobrow!

    Mystique: [Does a double take] ... come again?

    Peter: [Starts clapping his hands] Monobrow, monobrow, king wants a monobrow!

    Mystique: Ok, ok!

    [She sighs and grows a monobrow reluctantly]

    Peter: And big flabby grandma arms!

    Mystique: [disgusted] ... Oh!

    Peter: ...Bingo wings! Like a fat blue Britney Spears!

    Mystique: [Rolls her eyes, as she starts flapping her arms and begins to shapeshift]

    Peter: [while drooling] ... now that's what I'm talking about...

    Morphed Mystique: [She now appears extremely fat, flabby, and cross-eyed, flapping her "bingo wings" for Peter]

    Peter: ...come here!

    Morphed Mystique: [Disgustingly wiggles her tongue]

    Peter: [Peter pulls down the now extremely fat Mystique and they start to make out and get it on]