When the angels fought, they did not pull their hair and spit. It was probably the director’s final bottom line (pure complaints...)

Ericka 2022-01-04 08:02:39

The work done by a few angels is really too rough, too rough, comparable to sewing intestines with sweater stitches, embarrassing others and embarrassing themselves. The development of the plot is like a cartoon for children. Reminds me of Han Han's evaluation of "Warring States" many years ago:

"A wants to kill B. Everyone knows that B still has a scene. It must not die. As a screenwriter, you have to think of a logical reason why A did not kill B. You can't let A be struck by lightning at the moment you shoot. It is the most basic common sense."

But obviously the screenwriters of "Charlie Girl" do not have this common sense. Otherwise, the plot of this movie will not be so arbitrary. In the process of creating the story, the screenwriter should have referred to Mickey Mouse's Wonderful House: you can just shout what you want. The angels do what they want, go wherever they want, and you don’t even think about it. Since the black angel carried a gun alone, he dared to rush to the enemy’s base. What is the meaning of the little boss.

At the same time, the clumsy play in this movie is unheard of. Did the crew use all the money to hire actresses? Can’t you just spend a little money to ask for a martial arts finger? When Xiao K started playing that dragon set, I felt that the big deal was not good. How could playing such an obvious cannon fodder role still be so laborious — I didn’t expect that I just found out after watching the complete movie. , The strenuous and immature play at the beginning was actually Xiao K’s only high-light solo in this hundred minutes.

It's terrible to see these four words, the concubine is really tired of talking.

In this movie, you can see the most merciful agent: Xiao K just doesn’t shoot the fucking gun when he is not more than a hundred meters away from the enemy and when the enemy’s back is facing him for more than a minute. .

Sister, are you dizzy? Or are you afraid that after shooting, the evil mob will take pictures of you shooting and send FB to smear the United States?

As for the black angel, I wondered if she should be a model, because she always showed the expression of "I don't care" on her face when she walked through the plot or when she was fighting, and she probably walked the runway frequently. She was especially funny when she hit the assassin, yelling "I have seen you through", and then she was knocked down; she got up and continued to say "You have seven moves in total, I have seen through!" Then she was knocked down again... …

I really doubt the screenwriter's intentions when writing this dialogue.

Besides, it was just a fluke that she won in the end! If there is no such table under the second floor, it would be another story-since there are so many colleagues in the audience, who can come and help? From the previous plot, I can safely conclude that apart from the company that Princess Jasmine works in, there is no place in the universe where you have a camera. Do you rely on the head to get a commission when you receive your salary every month? So friendly and modest.

And Princess Jasmine’s sense of existence is so weak that I feel that she came to this movie for a mixed work experience. How long did it take to beat that man in the fucking control room? Does Zhu Shenghao write a love letter? From Taikoo to Eternal Tribulation, the two of us are endless.

And, after I combed through the plot patiently, I discovered an amazing fact: none of the three angels of the protagonist team succeeded from start to finish. The success of the final mission mainly relied on the more than twenty other angels present.

Good job, sister and sister stand up! The screenwriter used her ingenious plot setting to imply that if the feminist movement wants to succeed, it needs to mobilize every woman around it. What a wise and profound metaphor, I was amazed.

The theme of this movie is so vague that it makes people choke. After reading it, you don’t know what these people are dancing, why the decent and the villains live and why they die. They are all very philosophical and unreasonable. Anyway, if I am a good person, I will fuck you, and if I am a bad person, I will open a party without the opponents handling it.

It gives people the feeling that the screenwriter should be good in physics. The university may major in magnetic levitation, otherwise, the writing is so empty and ungrounded.

The only sober character in the show is Jonny, the shit-cutter. I reasonably suspect that he traveled from our normal human world to the world in the movie. Only he is talking, doing things, making money, and speculating like a living person.

Very good, the side reflects the ugly face of the pseudo-democracy and pseudo-legal system of the capitalist society: Although I am lustful, greedy, murderous, and merciless, as long as I stand in line, I don't have to go to jail.

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Extended Reading
  • Romaine 2022-03-27 09:01:13

    Thunderbolt means Angel Yan, and it turns the male power over the sky.

  • Horacio 2022-03-26 09:01:09

    In the past two years, there have been more and more female films, and each of them is really a cool female film! Good looks, good figure, beautiful clothes and makeup, smart and smart, I will all fall in love with them! There are so many familiar faces in the movie! ! The beautician from Orange Is the New Black is also here! Ha ha ha ha

Charlie's Angels quotes

  • Bosley: How are we doing down here? Ah! We're still in the first closet.

    Elena Houghlin: There's another closet?

    Bosley: Armory open.

    [steel compartment slides open, revealing more wonderland]

  • Sabina Wilson: Wait. Why would Bosley want to take Elena to Brok?

    Bosley: Bringing the Birdman back to Alcatraz, I guess.

    Saint: The who?

    Bosley: It's a movie. Burt Lancaster.

    Sabina Wilson: Birdman. Michael Keaton.

    Bosley: No, Michael Keaton is Batman.

    Saint: No, Ben Affleck is Batman.

    Bosley: I mean, is he? Am I really the only person here who knows who Burt Lancaster is?

    Sabina Wilson: I'm concussed.

    Bosley: It doesn't matter. It's an old movie. It's from, like... ..

    Saint: How old ARE you?

    Bosley: How old am I? What? That has nothing to do with it.

    Saint: I don't have your references.

    Bosley: There are film buffs of all ages.

    Jane Kano: Let's go get our girl!