I can't be ruthless

Schuyler 2022-01-04 08:02:16

Oh My God! What did i see?

I'm watching a commercial blockbuster that burns money. Every frame and every second must be visually perfect! I came to see a superhero, like Superman, handsome and very handsome! I'm watching hardcore action, the kind of arrows with headshots and knives that see blood! I'm here to watch the throwing of coins, let the sound of the gold coins slamming louder!

I watched this movie with an online novel that makes hormones soar, and I didn't want to see any literary masterpieces.

How to describe it? This movie is like a prostitute, beautiful and lively, enough to be on the Hollywood red carpet, can make you full of adrenal hormones, but when you get out of bed, you may forget her face, just like other Marvel movies.

But after all, it’s a good idea, right? Our evaluation has to be fair and objective.

But what is surprising is that this prostitute actually broke the privacy of high-level dignitaries, my God!

I'm still wondering, why hasn't Director Xiao Lizi been assassinated in a country where God is generally believed? Has the American people lost their faith? Anyway, the film’s fiasco at the European box office and its low score on the website must be inseparable from this, right?

The dignified bishop actually colluded with the Arab religion, searched for the people, treasoned and collided with the enemy, and his image was no different from the devil.

Why does this make the people who believe in God feel so embarrassed? Although the Crusades were indeed a mixture of various rights and desires, and the Catholic Church in the Middle Ages was indeed extremely dark and cruel, but when the quilt was opened and the urine marks were revealed, it was always impossible to applaud, right?

In addition, Director Xiao Lizi, is there a prototype for what you are talking about? Fabrication out of thin air may be convicted of defamation. I really believe that something like this might happen during the centuries when the religious authority and the imperial authority were reversed, and the Europeans and the Arabs fought.

Not much to say, I'm going to see the history of the Crusades!

What? Is the plot flawed? It must be there. It is illogical everywhere in Marvel movies. If you can accept Thanos, then this one is even more okay.

What? How are the actors acting? Dandan's acting skills are quite good, every frame is fine, very OK! Jamie Fox is inferior in comparison.

What? Is the love part sweet? Sorry, the heroine's appearance is not worthy of love at first sight, and the heroine's character is not worthy of long-term love. Love is only because the young Robin Hood coincides with the age when his first love is beginning. In fact, it is just the director's plot need. The relationship between the teacher and the apprentice is also very innocent, just like Lu Han and Wu Shixun, both of which are creative lusts of senior corrupt girls.

My scoring: 5 points for editing, and Dandan’s appearance and acting skills; 0.5 points for plot deficiencies. As for Catholicism, it’s okay if I’m not a believer, you and I don’t know.

Wait and see at the final box office to see if China's star-chasing marketing can create a box office miracle?

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Extended Reading
  • Wallace 2022-04-24 07:01:16

    Dandan's archery is so handsome, I have the same Qiuyi as him... It's a waste for this teacher to play such a bad and stupid villain, Arthur has been collecting protection fees in Birmingham for hundreds of years...

  • Erna 2022-04-21 09:02:50

    Watched it on the plane... had no choice but to watch it...

Robin Hood quotes

  • Marian: You call that a disguise?

    Robin of Loxley: Well it fooled everybody else!

  • Yahya: You're as slow as the second coming.