How to form a death metal band? First of all, you have to have a second temperament

Dennis 2022-04-19 09:02:54

Life is too boring and work is boring. Although everything seems to be quiet and peaceful, we still want to find some excitement in our ordinary life and keep daydreaming.

Some people dream of becoming an idol worshipped by thousands of fans.

Some people dream of becoming an all-powerful eSports player in the gaming world.

But some people dream of forming a death metal band to dry up the world.

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So if you want an entire death metal band, where do you start?

Maybe we can get some hints from a Finnish movie "Heart of Heavy Metal". Below are some animations that take a little longer to load, but they're all fun.

First of all you have to have a second temperament. When a person has a temperament, he has a complete world view. Even if he has a second temperament, his heart will not be contradictory, but it is just out of tune with this world.

How to shape your second-rate temperament?

Have long hair. In the eyes of senior music fans, this is not an act of compulsion, it is nothing more than a display of personality. But in the eyes of some ordinary people, it is really an incomprehensible behavior for a big man to have long hair.

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When you have long hair, you will find that there are other people in this world who also have long hair, and long hair will become a secret signal, a kind of horn calling for each other. Slowly, people who have the same pursuit as you come together, and then you can form a band.

Band rehearsing in basement

Plus, for heavy metal bands, long hair is an aspect of stage presence, and a dead heavy metal band that doesn't want to grow long hair is an unprofessional band.

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When a soldier has a gun, he is eager to go to war. A person who has a pursuit of music will be eager to create works belonging to his own band when he has a band.

There used to be Rocky in the slaughterhouse, hitting raw pork to improve his boxing skills.

There are death heavy metal bands in the slaughterhouse right now, cutting venison for inspiration to write songs.

When you have your own work, you will be eager to perform. But as a brand-new band, it is quite difficult to get on the big stage, which requires the support of a senior music manager.

So how do you get the broker's favor?

In addition to showing him the musical talent of your band, show your passion for music.

Also do something slightly out of the way to let him know your enthusiasm.

When your band goes to the big stage, you can also go to some small bars to perform in some small bars to exercise your live ability.

But there are also many problems in small bars, because your style is unique to ordinary people. Ordinary people listen to music just to have fun, and dance to the music in the bar. And death heavy metal is too fierce, and ordinary people may not be able to appreciate your performances, so you need to overwhelm them in momentum.

However, obviously, we can see that the audience in the small bar is being forced, but it's not your fault, it's the audience who can't, if you can find your true lover, they will think you are very condescending .

When the band is going to perform on the big stage, we need to do some publicity work to shape the image of the band, which not only needs to be in line with international heavy metal bands, but also has its own characteristics.

The first is the name. This is a big problem. If the name is not correct, it will not go well. There is no such thing as a crazy band name. You are embarrassed to tell others that you are in metal.

Next, is the band's promotional photos. If you have money, we will hire high-end photographers, use the highest-end equipment and studios. If you don't have money, we can also adapt to local conditions. Even under simple conditions, we can show your inscrutable creations. force.

In addition, you also need some people's support and encouragement, and even some people's opposition and attack. Support and encouragement can enhance your self-confidence and move you forward; opposition and attack can make you recognize yourself and strengthen your determination to move forward.

You need a conservatory girl who likes you, her smile will add a lot of color to your life.

But at the same time the girl's police dad will dislike you and think you are a dangerous person.

There will also be a rival richer than you constantly reminding you that you are a loser.

You need a teammate who is always optimistic, so that when you are discouraged, he will still smile and tell you that we can do it.

But at the same time, you have to accept his sudden death.

Finally, and most importantly, you need to have a brave heart to overcome your inner fears.

Friends, go for it if you like it, seize the moment, and make life extraordinary.

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Heavy Trip quotes

  • Anette Dokken: You are under arrest by Norwegian law for attempted terrorist act!

    Turo Moilanen: We are not terrorists! We're a metal band from Finland!

    Pasi: We're on a mission from Satan!

    Anette Dokken: Listen! I love Satan as much as any woman in their 40s, but you are coming up for interrogation right this moment!

  • [repeated line]

    Pasi: Symphonic post-apocalyptic reindeer-grinding Christ-abusing extreme war pagan Fennoscandian metal.