Soil, real TM soil

Ivah 2022-04-20 09:02:28

I dare to say that the annual New Year's reunion is the most passionate and dog-blood production occasion. Under the banner of a class reunion, first love men and women can use this to be ambiguous, tall, handsome and rich can also show off and win everyone's attention. Take the courage and boldly show love to the former goddess.

At this time, most of the friends and classmates from all walks of life will make jokes about the parties involved, and they will coax onlookers, even if the hero and heroine already have beautiful expectations for each other, the most realistic portrayal of this scene can be found in the second paragraph of "Jiang Love" between Yang Zheng and Wen Hui Passionate reunion. When is this time not High and waiting?

After every classmate reunion, I have to come to KTV. There are ambiguous lights, noisy punching, angry scolding and a few compliments that are not true or false. In this way, KTV is really suitable for this atmosphere. If Lang Youqing's concubine intentionally looks right, she can go out to the hotel immediately after drinking and have a good chat.

Even in my hometown, Yingcheng, a shabby place, there are two places that are full during Chinese New Year, and you can't even do it without reservations. KTV and various hotels.

Most of the time, the drama doesn't work out. But there are exceptions.

At a class reunion, I haven't seen her for a few years. A girl who is very intelligent, generous and beautiful has become very attractive. After entering the workplace, she has cultivated with outstanding manners and a variety of styles. After dinner, it has become the focus of the scene. When they arrived at the Caribbean Sea, everyone complimented them. The girl generously sang Chen Huixian's "Falling Snow". Halfway through the song, a wretched man immediately went to the song ordering place to order a song. And forcefully pressed the word "top" on the right.

After singing, the crowd clapped, and the girl thanked her generously. The wretched man quickly grabbed Zhimai, took a deep breath, grabbed a bottle of beer and took a sip, "Next, I'm going to give this song to XX, and wish her XXXX more and more XX!" The onlookers laughed and cursed. Continuously, the good people began to boo, and the atmosphere reached another climax for a while. The wretched man cleared his throat, spit out a mouthful of phlegm, and prepared to sing. The title of the song appears calmly in the middle of the screen: Above the Moon.

The ending can be imagined. In the sound of "I'm looking up ~ above the moon~", the girl calmly picked up her bag and went to WC.

At this point, a word came to my mind. Earth, too TMD soil.

If you want a few best friends, it's no problem to have two of them, and at the important moment of chasing a woman, you still humiliate others and pull others down, that's Shinji. Nothing to say.

The story is over.



When I saw the upcoming movie "Animal Story" on the schedule and thought of titles like "Sorry Girl" and "Cars", my trouble of worrying about other people came back, my heart It's the same feeling as when I heard a wretched man sing. Those second-hands who translated these titles are exactly the same as this wretched man, shit, too TMD shit.

The translated titles are all called "XX General Mobilization", "XX Special Forces" and "XX Great Adventure". What Toy Story, Cars, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, and Robot. What "Guinea Pigs", "The Incredibles", "Bugs", "Pretty Girls", "Dragon". What "Rio Adventure", "Big Tide Adventure", "Antarctic Adventure", "Navigation Adventure".

Can these second-hand translators not be so rude? ? ?

I want to rant! ! !

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  • Fernando 2022-04-21 09:03:23

    Leaning on my small shoulders and fell asleep =w=

  • Corrine 2022-04-22 07:01:51

    For some reason, German cartoons always feel joyfully incomplete and joyously heavy. Less Disney freedom and DreamWorks chic. Not to mention seeing it at the same time as the Rio Grande Adventure.