Do you think Chinese audiences are so good at fooling around?

Jadon 2022-11-27 02:47:01

At the beginning of the movie, I saw a lot of Australian names, and I suddenly had a feeling: FUCK, lousy movie!

The story is first set in Australia, and all kinds of English are spoken. It is very high to speak a foreign language. It is not all. The subtitles are only in Chinese and no English. Secondly, the boss seems to be familiar with all kinds of switches and channels in the ancient tomb. Since you already know it, why do you have to ask people to come over and help you find things? In the end, he killed himself, probably to interpret the profound meaning of not being immortal. There is almost no climax in the whole story. A group of spiders comes and then flees, each time a larger spider "waves" to say goodbye to them. He fled to another place, rested for a while, and finished speaking, the spider came again, ran again, and the spider chased again, just like an advertisement for a rush of syrup, and chased it all the way to the place where the emperor's coffin was placed.

I thought there would be a fierce climax here, but the director would not be so vulgar, and the fire would burn. In the end, why did the big spider tear up the little spider? Probably to punish the pig teammates, then the stone pillar fell, and the big spider died with a snap. The people escaped.

Tucao: 1. The characters of Yin are completely redundant, and the makeup of the characters is also in line with Gui Lao's impression of Chinese people, with double braids, dark skin, dirty and sloppy dress, silly and silly, and occasionally saying "I'm afraid" in Chinese "I don't dare", tell the audience that this is a movie full of Chinese elements, and the last shot is to pave the way for the next episode? This episode is called Mystery Nest, can the next episode be called Sound Nest?

2. Both were bitten by a spider, why did Ethan have to die and Luke didn't have to die? He also drank the elixir of life, because it was the heroine's younger brother, the protagonist's halo blessing? If you keep replaying that little clip from your childhood, can’t you get more funding and make some other memories?

3. I have already got the elixir of life, why doesn't the boss drink some? Then kill yourself. Even if you die, the organs in the imperial mausoleum are so obvious? There is also the same spider line arrangement as the infrared rays, so the IQ of the spider is just dropped, and the IQ of the screenwriter is also dropped.

As netizens said, why do we have such a far-reaching cooperation with Australia, and why not do it in China? It's crap anyway.

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Extended Reading
  • Hollie 2022-03-19 09:01:10

    Some bad movies are forgotten after reading, this one is really bad enough to cry, it took an hour and a half to finish filming in 5 minutes, who wants to see a group of people babbling around in the tomb for so long? . The male protagonist's sense of existence is too weak, the role of the little girl is useless, and the fat man has been telling embarrassing jokes, and even Li Bingbing's role has become very annoying.

  • Stone 2022-03-09 08:01:25

    An example of a fragment (the tomb mechanism): "There are different symbols on it (fish, bird, circle...) From these symbols, you can see how to open the mechanism" (the answer to the tomb mechanism will be announced after 1 second): "The emperor of China likes the number 6, So break the 6th [clearance]" I think I set fire to the cinema.

7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Chen: You know it's not my place to ask but what was Luke looking for?

    Mason: You're right it's not your place to ask

  • Gary: [on the funnel webs] They probably follow each other on twitter