Grass team, collective fuck

Jace 2022-04-21 09:03:40

I often feel very strange, what happened to the Chinese moviegoing group. It seems that no matter how bad the movie is, as long as it is a movie with great hype, they are like crazy, waiting for the movie to be released every day, and they especially love to catch up with the excitement of the premiere, and watch the premiere of the movie. , slept with the excitement of a virgin. Some time ago, the 3D version of Titanic was released, and the tears in the eyes of the people around me made me very depressed. Looking at the Internet, many people said that after waiting for ten years for this movie, it seems to support them The motivation to live is like a movie. Could it be that what moved you was not the story of this gun friend who sacrificed his life to save the beauty, but whether it should be viewed with 3D glasses? You say they love movies, people watch Alice in Wonderland just to see Depp, people watch Titanic for sex scenes, people can't even tell who the director of Harry Potter is, people even Cannes To be pronounced GANA.

There is also this painted skin. To be honest, I have no interest in spending my own money to watch the first movie in the cinema. At that time, a friend insisted on going and bought a ticket for the premiere, so let’s go watch it. I didn't feel anything after watching it. To be honest, if it wasn't for Zhao Wei's performance and Zhang Jingying's song, this movie made me feel sorry for the popcorn I was sitting there eating.

A lot of movies are dead on the word. When I saw the poster of the painted skin II when I went to the horizon, the only feeling was that the painted skin was not immune and would die on the second. I have a general understanding of this painting skin II. The director changed from Chen Jiashang to Wu Ershan. Many people are not familiar with the name Wu Ershan. Indeed, Wu Ershan did not have many works before he became famous, and they were all commercials. The first film after becoming a film director was a joke, and it was mixed. The sequel to Chen Jiashang's stick director's painting skin was taken over by such a rising generation. I don't know because the cost of converting 2D to 3D in the later stage is too high, so we can only cut the budget and hire a cheaper director than Chen Jiashang. Or one-sided pursuit of strangeness and strangeness, thinking that strangeness is magic.

Magic, magic, there has been too much magic in recent years, from Harry Potter to the magic fantasy show some time ago, too many magic films have appeared in our field of vision. A person's success will always provoke many, many wolves that smell fishy. The swarming directors' one-sided pursuit of visual impact completely ignores the value of the film itself. Just like Chinese football, no matter how bad it is, there are always people who hold stinky feet. And I always secretly thought that a large part of Chinese film critics should be part-timers and still write columns for party and government newspapers. No matter how bad the film is, they will always say, don’t just see bad, you must see this He is such an innovative director. It's like reform. Good reforms are called innovations, while bad reforms are trials and experiences. Yes, Chinese cinema does need reform, it has been depraved for too long and needs a makeover. However, these Chinese filmmakers are completely unaware of the reasons for the poor box office of Chinese films. They think that we are not flashy enough, that we are not curious enough, or that we are not big enough. Then they just started messing around.

I have to say that this stall of Huapi 2 is good. Yesterday I saw in the cinema that there were no other blockbusters in this schedule that could compete with Huapi. Yesterday I saw it a little closer, and there were still quite a few people in the cinema. Therefore, although Painted Skin II can be assured that the box office will be able to recover the cost, but even so, it cannot prevent me from giving this movie a 2, because the movie itself really has nothing desirable. The only thing that I think has improved is that Wu Ershan's shooting style is messier and messier than a knife, it has become like a street that has been comprehensively managed by urban management, and it is much cleaner, and Zhao Wei is very good in this movie. beautiful. Of course, the rottenness of this film cannot be entirely blamed on Wu Ershan. After all, whether a film's story can be good or not is mainly a matter of the screenwriter, but a film that is no longer good-looking is so loosely shot and the style of the picture is so fragmented , that is the level of the director.

Baidu looked at painting skin II, and saw this introduction - "Telling a magical love story of "skin appearance and heart appearance" caused by "exchanging your heart for my face". The film runs through "three puzzles and five calamities", respectively. It's "life confusion, heart confusion, emotional confusion", "color robbery, heart robbery, life robbery, death robbery, love robbery". Each character is burdened with different confusions and tribulations." Not to mention the ability of such a grand subject director to Whether it is fully presented, it is said that the screenwriter wants to tell us a story, or wants to ask us questions. Five robbery, what kind of trouble do you want to make, why there are these robbery, and how to achieve self-redemption, the screenwriter does not think about it at all. The main line of modern Western excellent literature is generally life but suffering, and the process of living is the process of self-salvation. Oriental works also have such a typical, that is, thunderstorms. Those who have watched Thunderstorm in its entirety will find that the great wicked finally became the children of God and carried out self-redemption. And the screenwriter of Painted Skin II took it for granted that if you give you some doubts, you will feel that this movie is profound? Of course, there is a problem with the level of screenwriters. The screenwriter of this film, Ran Ping, is a post-50s generation. Most of his previous works are adaptations based on historical materials or literary masterpieces, such as Wu Zetian and Water Margin. Probably in order to be close to the audience of this movie, that is, the young group, so the other screenwriter is Ran Pin's daughter, Ran Jianan, a philosophy graduate who claims to be fond of poetry and literature, and has published a book. The movie was largely screwed up by these two guys, who forgot that the majority of the audience for this movie was women, and there would be men who would spend money alone to go to the cinema to see two women change skins instead of A story about the changing process? Two screenwriters who are completely incapable of portraying the subtle psychology of women and incapable of pleasing female audiences, made the lines of the film ridiculous, the outline of the story became thin, the plot flow became unreasonable, and the inner portrayal became nowhere to be found. . Of course, you can't win the tears of female audiences like the first movie, you just respect the painting skin of Liao Zhai Zhi Yi, you joke, you tease, you cold-eyed, you are calm, that is also a style, but you want to rely on both ends, desperately If you want to add too many artificial grand themes to a simple story, you must have nothing to do with it. I really don't know if Mr. Pu would be so angry that he would curse these people who made random adaptations.

The painting skin in Liaozhai Zhiyi is probably about a scholar who meets a beautiful woman on his way, and gets excited when he sees it. After a while at home, his wife hears about it, and he repeatedly persuades him, but the scholar ignores it and just indulges. One day, a scholar met a Taoist priest, and the Taoist priest told him that a demon was sucking his yang energy. The scholar naturally didn’t believe it, but when he returned home, he saw a beautiful woman painting skin on a mirror, and the scholar was frightened. Fa's wife saw her husband's death and went to the Taoist priest for help. To test her, the Taoist priest made her eat her own vomit, and Fa's wife ate it to save her husband. After returning home, she hugged her husband's body and cried a lot, and then spit out something that fell into her husband's belly. Inside, the husband was resurrected.
At least one painting skin has grasped the essence of painting skin, that is, skin appearance is false, and exposing the husband and wife is true love. Let you have a casual date with you, let you take the mistress of your gun friend home, let you see one loves the other, and don't follow the monogamy system. Do you know who you have to ask in the end! Let you take off your makeup to die, let you have a casual appointment, let you have plastic surgery, and let you take the top three, do you know how you died in the end! As for the second skin, there is no such detail as the skin from the beginning to the end. Why didn't the director change the name to change the skin, or something like a beauty skin plan? Without the skin of the painting, what other beauty is the connotation of falsehood?

Speaking of the second factor behind the film's failure, director Wu Ershan. A film known as Oriental magic, actually shot so Western, it is really powerful Wu Ershan. The snow scene is not beautiful, and many scenes are surprisingly similar, such as the scene where the Heavenly Wolf Kingdom shoots Huo Xin with a bow and arrow. It's a bird language. Optoelectronics does not allow English to be spoken on TV. One sentence is a fine of 300 yuan. I hope that this system will be implemented in movies as much as possible, and it is forbidden to speak incomprehensible words. The director's plagiarism is mainly due to his inability to deal with these scenes and lack of experience, so he can only learn from it, his level is limited, and he copies old movies. Speaking of the scene about changing the skin, the filming is very lace, and the process of changing the skin is also very disgusting. Pull the little magic fairy or something.

The third factor of failure is the gimmick 3D. I suggest that it is best not to make movies with the name of a director discounting 3D before the technology has progressed in China. The post-repression technique made me take off the glasses frequently in the cinema and put them on again. In short, I couldn't see clearly when I put them on, and I couldn't see clearly even if I took them off. This is not the first time the audience has seen 3D. We have all seen 3D meat futons. Do you care if your skin is 2D or 3D?

The fourth factor of failure is the shape, which is also the point of many people's complaints, not to mention Fei Xiang's Voldemort shape, the princess of Sirius is still the queen, does that shape look like Hayao Miyazaki's cartoon in the Nausicaa of the Wind. The princess wearing a wolf-tooth necklace, and there seems to be a big white wolf in there. Could it be the origin of the Heavenly Wolf Kingdom? As for Princess Jing's mask, Zhou Xun's beauty is really not suitable for Japanese geisha equipment. It feels very like Mama Sang. Prince Sirius also wears a mask like a ghost husband inexplicably. Such a small mask, do you want the bride to take off the groom's veil when you get married in the Heavenly Wolf Kingdom?

There are so many flaws in this movie that I won't vomit them all. In short, ready to see friends, you can dispel this idea.

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