The story begins with an awesome linguist. After experiencing a hallucination, he goes to the classroom to give a lecture. There are more than a dozen students in such a large auditorium... It is estimated that he is an extra who does not add meat for lunch, and does not say a few words. Said to let the female pig's feet watch the news, so the story officially began...
First, two planes flew past the window like kites, and then a dark Ministry of Defense official came in with a stinky face, It is said that a total of 12 alien big rice cakes landed, which is consistent with the record of the Twelve Apostles in the "Bible". Moreover, a senior official of the Ministry of National Defense only followed one entourage. I think this makes sense. After all, it is in the middle of an invasion by the Crooked Stars, and there is a shortage of personnel, so it makes sense. ……………… Finally the conversation ended, and the female pig’s feet came to say that the crooked star has a word that sounds the same as the Sanskrit war! ! !
Holy crap, I see this is simply India Asam fighting against the 12 disciples of Jesus. Will there be a battle between gods and gods in Bhagavad-gita? Mmmm, I'm excited, so I looked down, two helicopters transported the female pig's feet to the rice cake of the crooked star, a dozen refugee tents were piled up, and there were several radar cars in front of them, and then the long journey began. It seems that one-third of the time of this video is sterilized...
Next, the male pig's feet with fat heads and big ears will appear, every 18 hours, the rice cake will open a hole, you can enter, after disinfection and disinfection The two scholars entered the big mantou to talk to the crooked stars. Because of the film, the two tall eight-legged crabs drew circles in ink to talk to the human beings... At the same time, it is estimated that Lao Mei saw the huge box office revenue in China. Repeatedly emphasizing the position of the Celestial Dynasty in the film, either China's generals or the People's Liberation Army troops, in short, China is awesome in the film Buyao Buyao...
Talk ah...Talk ah...Talk ah... ………… After repeating this video for an hour, I finally began to ask the two crabs why they came to the earth. The crabs drew a circle... How can I feel like the handsome brother in the big gray wolf, and I would curse people in circles at every turn... ...
the translation of female pig's feet is! ! ! arms! ! !
In an instant, the Americans' reaction was that the war had begun, and the disgusted Defense Department official gave the order! ! Bold and crooked people, dare to act wild in my beautiful country? ? Don't even look at how I got the name of my shit stick! ! ! Listen to me, the little ones, attack me all, crooked star bastard, you strangle me to death... drag out those two crabs and beat them to death, and eat takoyaki after they are done! ! !
So the two planes flew overhead again, and a tank drove past with ink marks and stayed for a few minutes before another tank drove by the other side... Wait, why does it look like the tank in front of you? What about showing your face again after a circle? This is the U.S. military mobilization?
The female pig's feet panicked at first sight. I'm not sure that you are so impatient. Is this okay? Hurry back and ask the crab, just go back and not say a few words before the bomb that was placed jumped out, in short, the meaning of the circle is finally understood as a gift, and the purpose of the crooked star is also clear to the world: the crab The race is in decline, and there will be a catastrophe in about 3,000 years. They hope to teach technology to human beings, so that humans can help the continuation of their race after 3,000 years...
Next is the finale. The profiteer's joke came to the United States for friendly exchanges. The beautiful traitor country is still the savior of the universe, saving the earth again...
Grandma is an old man, and the story of less than one minute was made into a two-hour story. I want to imitate the "Old Man" The psychological description of "Yuhai", I don't have that ability. To sum up, is the screenwriter and director graduated from elementary school...
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