Tell you what the old fresh meat is! ! !

London 2022-11-01 19:05:04

mother! ! I want to marry my uncle! !
I'm going to write my entire review in rant! ! I really didn't plan to go to the cinema to see this movie! ! Because the title translation sucks! ! ! But then I found out there was Colin Firth! ! The two favorite uncles in the whole world are Liam Neason and Colin Firth! ! ! How could I not watch it! ! ! So I went to see it! ! !
Then I am very very! ! ! happy! ! ! Seriously, the whole film is a dark horse in commercial films! ! ! Neat tones are actually not very flat king! ! I feel very GIJOE! ! ! The only thing is! ! Mom! ! ! My uncle is too handsome to digest! ! ! I'm a kid who grew up watching BJ's single diary and true love! ! ! Uncle filled my childhood and my fantasies about men! ! This time! ! ! This time! ! ! Warm, warm and handsome uncle even fights! ! ! Played so well! ! ! Men are not bad, women do not love to know! ! !
Especially the deleted part! ! ! It's fried! ! ! It's fried! ! ! It's fried! ! ! So nice to delete the hair! ! !
Saimiao is also handsome! ! ! Who allowed you to be cute! ! !
I don't say anything! ! ! Take off your hat and undress! ! ! lick! ! !

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  • Julia 2021-10-20 18:59:33

    Guess what word 2625 typed on the phone? ANAL

  • Madalyn 2021-10-20 18:59:33

    A British spy movie full of countless inexplicable joys and hot spots. In addition to Uncle Colin, Kane, Ma Qiang, and the chief executive, the young-toothed Eggsy is also a little amazing. The action scene of Uncle Colin in a suit is really violent and elegant, please accept my girly heart! That dog named JB is really enough, James Bond, Jason Bourne, Jack Bauer are also black and beautiful.

Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • Harry Hart: You throw away your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog. And then you humiliate me by stealing my boss' car.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: You shot a dog just to get a fucking job!

    Harry Hart: Yes, I did.

    [Hart opens the study room to reveal his stuffed dog]

    Harry Hart: And Mr. Pickle here reminds me of that every time I take a shit!

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: You shot your dog and had it stuffed? You fucking freak!

    Harry Hart: No, I shot my dog and then brought him home and continued to care for him for the next 11 years until he died of pancreatitis.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: What?

    Harry Hart: It was a blank, Eggsy. It was a fucking blank. Remember Amelia?

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Yeah.

    Harry Hart: She didn't drown. She works in our tech department in Berlin. She's fine. Limits must be tested. A Kingsman only condones the risking of one life to save another.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: My dad might have saved your life, even though your fuck-up cost his? What, you've got him stuffed here and all?

    Harry Hart: Can't you see that everything I've done has been about trying to repay him?

  • Harry Hart: [after eating McDonald's food with Valentine] Thank you for such a 'happy' meal.