Too much too much too much too much too much too much too much~

Omari 2022-04-21 09:01:07

First of all, I'm not a Harry fan but I'm not a black fan either.
If you are a fan of extreme extremes, I advise you to change your review as soon as possible....

Slot 1: It is obviously a PG13 plot, but the effect of NC17 has to be shot...I don't understand, what you are shooting is Harry Potter is not a Resident Evil ~ No matter how dazzling and gorgeous the effect is, it can't stop the paleness of the plot and the blandness of the story...

Slot 2: The whole process is that there are monsters in the middle of the treasure hunt. , if you can't beat it, run away, but you can't get caught. There will always be various uncles, aunties, and little monsters who have made good friends before the "protagonist's law" appears to come to the rescue... The rescuers are often not good to die, but the protagonist's ability will be greatly improved (change The probability of equipment is relatively high), and then the protagonist's anger value will skyrocket. When the anger value is full, the protagonist will be able to release his nirvana, killing certain types of monsters that are N levels higher than himself in one hit to gain experience or hide equipment. ...

Slot 3: After reading half of it, I finally understand it! understood! Hermione is the one who came out to make soy sauce, right? She is not Ron's girlfriend at all, but Ron's rival in love, Harry's best friend! ! ! Ron and Harry are really good childhood friends! ! !

Slot 4: This series is the growth history of the magical boy, it is completely the evolution history of the uncle Yi Zhengtai to the wretched uncle! ! !

Slot 5: Harry is in the same shoes. Your height makes Hermione in the same shoes! Hermione, with that disgusting look on your face, wanted to lean on your shoulders, and because of the misestimation of Harry's height at the beginning, half of your head was suspended in the air, and finally you had to adjust the whole head and lay it flat on your shoulders. You don't know which angry and embarrassing scenes are so hilarious!

Slot 6: Harry's classmate is so powerful that he has an unparalleled harem brawl. I don't know what the harem was like in the first few movies, but from this one, the whole Harry The Potter series is the history of the development of the harem of Harry's shoes. When he was still young and ignorant, he won all kinds of... uh, uncle's heart with his cute appearance and superhuman RP. [Actually, there are many people of the same age as him, but obviously, The uncle is the main force of the harem~ In his uncle's harem group, two factions have formed, the Autobot headed by Optimus Prime and the Decepticon headed by Megatron... Uh, wrong wrong , string... It is the East Palace headed by Voldemort and the West Palace headed by Dumbledore. The East Palace belongs to the radical group. The possessiveness is very strong. I think that since you can't just live happily with me as an uncle and Zhengtai, since you are alive When I can't get all of you, you always think about other people. It's better to let you die together with Lao Tzu, and let your harem go to the living widow. You old men are too long and disabled, and Lao Tzu is alone. ! ! ! On the other hand, the Western Palace is a moderate group who advocates the coexistence of the harem, just like Athena and the Saint Seiya, Snow White, no, the princess is the same as the seven dwarfs, and the grandfather is the same as the seven brothers. It doesn't matter if you live with other men. Anyway, you are still alive. We can meet every now and then to hug, hug and flirt. This is enough for me, even if you expand the harem, it doesn't matter... In short, everyone is infatuated~ But there are no absolutes in everything, and the staff of the East Palace and the West Palace have also adjusted relative to the changes of time~ For example, the coquettish uncle AKA Professor Snape, who used to be in the West Palace joined the East Palace faction because of their love and madness~ But in the West Palace It's just that after entering the East Palace, he immediately entered the ranks of the noble, not to mention that he is still a favorite concubine! Therefore, the exchange of positions sometimes brings unexpected results~ Of course, there are also changes in gangs~ For example, the Malfoy brothers (personally think that this child will grow up to be quite tall, tall and in shape). Does he have a small white-haired face with a golden body? He is one of the best among these adult concubines), originally the concubine of the West Palace was transferred to the East Palace and became a nobleman~ All this is RP, RP! ! ! The two legs of the East Palace and the West Palace are fully balanced against each other. Every day, they carry out various revolutionary struggles such as "you run, I chase, and I chase you", "you smash my window and I pee on your lawn"~~~ But as the so-called "no fight, no acquaintance" is not an enemy Gathering together, we can’t guard against the wolves around us. Everyone is good friends. How can we not be emotional when we meet each other, how can we understand the loneliness of attacking? The revolutionary struggle that seems to be in full swing has become the basic love of revolutionary comrades. catalyst~~~

Slot 7: The scene where the BOSS is lying on the old man is too yellow, too violent, too YD, too restrictive! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! You, you, you, you... I didn't expect you to have such an unknown and strange BT habit! ! ! Everyone has already gone, why do you do it~~~ You have so many people under your command that most of you are not enough to vent your desires

. Back then, the Queen's concubine and the harem couldn't stop Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake! Your two palaces can't stop Little Dobby by the Daming Lake together! ! ! The last song of sadomasochism between humans and animals made people tear up. Qiongyao-style plot, bloody blood at eight o'clock, as long as you dare to shoot these days, there is nothing you can't do! ! !

And welcome to add various slots~~~

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  • Electa 2022-03-25 09:01:05

    As a fan, I feel that this is the saddest one. Dobby was uncomfortable when he died. Dumbledore was so great, he sighed for Malfoy and heartbroken for Snape. Love Ron as always.

  • Bailee 2022-03-25 09:01:05

    It doesn't look good...

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 quotes

  • Lucius Malfoy: My Lord?

    Lord Voldemort: [Mockingly] My Lord?

  • Lord Voldemort: Severus. I was beginning to worry that you had lost your way. Come, we've saved you a seat. You bring news I trust?

    Severus Snape: It will happen Saturday next, at nightfall.

    Yaxley: I heard differently my Lord. Dawlish, the auror, has let slip that the Potter boy will not be moved until the 30th of this month, the day before he turns 17.

    Severus Snape: This is a false trail. The auror office no longer plays any part in the protection of Harry Potter.