Finished the extended version. . .

Crawford 2022-04-24 07:01:02

However, I still can't get five stars out of my conscience. I will probably give five stars when I connect LOTR for six consecutive games in the future... Well... well...

Because before I brushed the extended version, I suddenly realized that BOFA is a six ME. The only movie in the movie that I only watched, ahem, single digits, if I hadn't gone to the cinema and read the theatrical version twice, I would be proud (...) to say that it was the only movie I only watched. The ME movie I watched once, compared to the other films I have watched in double digits (LOTR is approaching three digits, orz), I am really embarrassed to give it five stars...

Of course I am not saying that This is useless. First of all, its ending is the best in ME. In a sense, it even surpasses Into the West, because I don't know why, Into the West gives me the feeling that it is sung from the perspective of the elf, it seems that the character sings Yes, it's still in the story; and The Last Goodbye, as everyone knows, is not only Bilbo, but I think it's also sung by the entire crew and all readers who have liked this whole ME, or to "us", it has been Not just in this story.

I felt connected. And I was touched, not for the last time.

(Of course, the premise of maintaining this tragic beauty of mystery is that PJ, you don't break your promises and run out to shoot new ones. You black elves are really black enough. Really... ...or are you planning to make The Children of Hurin <-------by Ou Fei)

Cough, actually, I haven't written a serious review for any of ME's films. I looked up at that This episode is really cold and I have goosebumps all over myself, although I fell into PJ's movie pit more than ten years ago and then fell into Tuo Lao's novel pit almost five years ago (yes, I am the pseudo-fan that evolved from the movie. Continue to evolve), however I know that pretty much everything has already been said, so let me just mention a few highlights/slots I remember (so appropriate!)


1. The Goblin King (I should still call you the king of snake essence disease →_→)
The beauty of the king is really beautiful, but the nerves are also really nerves, cough.
The scene where he fell from the deer can be taken so smoothly, and the look in his eyes when he looks up is really unforgettable (it's not good, the half-beast passerby who was brushed by him in seconds said it's not good), but I said Your Majesty...you (should) have seen the First Epoch, including but not limited to the Battle of Doriath, and (definitely) have seen such a big battle as the Second Epoch Last Alliance, ahem, elf! You are facing BOFA like this... Small-scale local battles show such a windy Xiaoxi, Yi Shuihan, I can't let the elves bleed more, what kind of trouble! No, I'm not worried that you'll have to put on a higher-level look if you put you in the LOTR final battle, I mean, so don't look like "If everything moves on the mountain, kill it" in the first place Cool feeling good! Although I don't really agree with Xiao Tao's jumping at you, it's okay to draw a knife and tell you not to withdraw troops, but don't you think the timing of your withdrawal is very tricky! ! ! Everyone can understand that you are distressed when you look at the dead body of the elf on the ground, so you used the reason that you didn’t want to waste the blood of your clansmen, so you didn’t face Smaug directly. On the contrary, the bitchy elf is very interesting, I will go, but the king, don't be so happy to send troops to Gushan at the beginning, you really kneel! Aren't the elves killed by Dain (and etc.) just a waste of shit! That's a waste, okay...let me catch my breath orz.
In short, King, please do you have a limit to your willfulness, my three views really can't stand such a toss T_T.
And he said to Xiao Tao in the play that your feelings for the dwarf are "not real" and then at the end of the play it becomes "because it is real"... King, do you want to switch camps so quickly orz

2. The old liar of dry tofu
is Any half-beast passerby can see that Mao is wearing the Ring of Fire. Who is going to explain it to me? Soul Dan! I clearly remember that Galadriel told Frodo in the novel that the Three Rings cannot be seen by any passerby, and that if Frodo was not a ring bearer himself, theoretically, he could only see a halo on Grandma Gai's hand.
...so what's the origin of that half-beast passerby who was slapped by Grandma Gai orz
The old liar can't handle Radagast's wand laughing and crying, the rock on the top is squeaking and flickering, and I can literally go through the SPN for a second. The flashlight in Sam/Dean's hand that will fall off the chain at the critical moment is good, hahahahaha

3. Thorin / Bilbo / And other
than the end of this film (this sentence is really not black), I think the most worthy of the ticket price is the acting of the two protagonists.
What are you asking me who is the protagonist? Well...
The most impressive thing about RA's acting skills is that he saw the oak tree in Bilbo's hands. After the conversation between the two, Thorin laughed until Dwalin came to report that Bard was coming. RA's expression was cold from his eyes all the way to the corners of his mouth. Ah, this is called acting T_T.

Thorin finally got rid of the dragon disease by saying "I am not my grandfather", but when I think about it, I don't even remember if he was the first to accidentally hear Elrond's concern when he said this to Bilbo Then, I feel all kinds of sadness, all kinds of orz.

I know that Catharsis (at least supposed to be) in the whole film is crying to Thorin's body in Bilbo saying that the eagle is coming, although I did cry here, but I still insist that the most tearful point in the whole film is that Bilbo wanted to secretly After leaving, everyone came to say goodbye, and bowed slightly to him, MF's expression T_T , of

course, and what he said to Balin, "Thorin is far more than..." What? Legend? Epic? He couldn't finish his sentence in the end under Erebor.
Although he finally returned to his hometown and faced a flurry of chickens, he did say, "He is my friend."
Typical British understatement. And I like it. In




the end, when I read all of them, there was a kind of... "Finally read all of them. It feels like it's over", but I really want to continue to play LOTR three parts immediately... If you can achieve such an effect, PJ, you are considered complete →_→.
In the end, no, the Hobbit trilogy is really not a long trailer for the LOTR trilogy, this is not Marvel, you see the sincere eyes of the crew.

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Extended Reading
  • Shemar 2022-03-24 09:01:09

    The sad song of the Lonely Mountain, the unsuccessful battle of the Five Armies (although it is to divide the treasure...but there is no filming the final division)! Lack of tactics and not to mention the exciting moments, Long Lake Town Bud opened his halo at the beginning, and there was no sense of existence in the second half. Xiong De, who was reversing the situation, took a few shots after falling from the sky, and the shadow was not clear. And the funniest thing, what the hell is doing? !

  • Camryn 2022-03-23 09:01:09

    No, I do not accept that the king is not mitotic! No! The little leaf born by the king himself! [To be honest, the rhythm of this movie is so bad that only the king can watch it...

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies quotes

  • Gandalf: The king is dead.

    Balin: [raises sword] Long live the king!

  • [Smaug descends upon the blazing Lake-Town and looks toward Bard, who has been shooting arrows at him and now has the Black Arrow in hand]

    Smaug: WHO are YOU, that would stand against ME?

    [Bard grabs his bow but finds it broken]

    Smaug: Now that is a pity. What will you do now, Bowman? You are forsaken. No help will come!