Introduction to Vampires

Eulalia 2022-04-21 09:01:07

Prove once again how poor my understanding and observation skills are! Most of the time I watched this movie I thought it was a horror movie. I didn't even notice when the vampire was shining like a diamond when he stood in the sun. Until finally the male vampire said to the female vampire wannabe, don't become a vampire, isn't it enough to spend a happy life with me like this? Only then did I realize that this was an American Qiong Yao film...

In retrospect, I realized that this was entirely a film for Huaichun girls. Summarize the characteristics of the male and female protagonists of this film.

* Being handsome is a must. And it's better to be the kind of cold and glamorous type, who ignores everyone in school, and is conquered by the heroine at once, so that the women who watch the film will have a sense of accomplishment when they substitute.
* The family must have money and the house is modern. But it's not very difficult for vampires. After all, they have worked for more than 300 years, and they don't need to eat, and they have saved a lot of money.
* Can fly and climb trees and push a van away with one hand, and play baseball like a Chinese kung fu movie.
* Sweet talk is also a requirement. For example, watching the heroine sleep without going to bed at night, unable to guess what the heroine is thinking, and the prospect-type speech at the end. (How come I never learned it!?)
* To be able to play the piano and appreciate the music of the 19th century. This is of course not a problem for vampires, he has been practicing for more than 300 years.
* At the beginning, you should be detached. For example, the male protagonist here does not dare to approach the female protagonist. This is very important, otherwise it will be made into a Japanese AV or a romance novel on the Internet.

above. I'm too old, and I hope that young boys in school who want to work as vampires in the future can easily google this introductory textbook.

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  • Alta 2022-03-24 09:01:08

    Peas comment: If your girlfriend can eat, would you fall in love with her? And don't eat her? I think this problem itself is very perverted, because there are only two possibilities for a girlfriend to eat. First, you may even eat your girlfriend. This is very abnormal. Secondly, it may be that you treat food as a girlfriend, which is as abnormal as the hero in the film, both inside and outside.

  • Rosella 2021-10-20 19:00:20

    This is one of the few complete series of American films I have seen. I still like the relationship between Bella and Edward. The plot is okay, and it's very attractive, mainly because of the two people's Yan Zheng!

Twilight quotes

  • Isabella Swan: Edward, I said leave me alone.

    Edward Cullen: Bella, don't do this please.

    Isabella Swan: Its over. Get out!

    Charlie Swan: Hey, hey, Bella, whats gong on?

    Isabella Swan: I just gotta get out of here. I'm leaving now.

    [shuts the door on Charlie's face]

    Charlie Swan: [knocks on Bellas door] Bella.

    Isabella Swan: [to Edward] What am I going to say to him? I cant hurt him.

    Charlie Swan: Bella, whats going on?

    Edward Cullen: You just have to. I'll be down in the truck.

    [Bella comes out of the room]

    Charlie Swan: Did he hurt you?

    Isabella Swan: No.

    Charlie Swan: Break up with you or something?

    Isabella Swan: No, I-I broke up with him.

    Charlie Swan: I thought you liked him?

    Isabella Swan: Yea, that's why - that's why I have to leave. I don't want this. I have to go home.

    Charlie Swan: Home... Your mom is not even in Phoenix.

    Isabella Swan: She'll come home. I'll call her from the road.

    Charlie Swan: You're not going to drive home right now. You can sleep on it. If you still feel like going in the morning, I'll take you to the airport.

    Isabella Swan: N-No I want to drive. It will give me more time to think. And if I get really tired, I'll pull into a motel. I promise.

    Charlie Swan: Look, Bella, I know I'm not that much fun to be around but I can change that. We can do more stuff together.

    Isabella Swan: Like what? Like watch baseball on the flat screen? Eat at the diner every night? Steak and cobbler. Dad, that's you, that's not me.

    Charlie Swan: Bella, come on. I-I just got you back.

    Isabella Swan: Yeah, and you know if I don't get out now, I'll just be stuck here like mom.

  • Edward Cullen: Do you trust me?

    Isabella Swan: In theory.