A crappy comedy, a successful fat man's fairy tale~

Yessenia 2021-12-16 08:01:08

Seeing the comedy of Kevin James, the second child of ten thousand years (please refer to "Fifty First Loves", "Rivals of the People" and "My Grand Gay Wedding"), please do not regard this film as a pure comedy, although There are some crappy funny ingredients in it.

This is a fairy tale drama, a fairy tale whose audience is fat people and only belongs to fat people. (It can be seen from his North American box office of hundreds of millions that there are many fat people

in the United States ~) It seems that in American movies, male fat people are often unacceptable losers, and this is also the case at the beginning of the show.

Poor Paul Blart is an anemia patient. He needs to add some sugar every twenty minutes, otherwise he will faint. He had a failed marriage. A woman who was fatter than him married him for an American green card, and left him after obtaining the green card, leaving only their daughter. He has a great sense of responsibility for his work, but he is not accepted by his colleagues. He meets the woman he likes, but always makes a fool of herself in front of her, and has a strong rival in love. He has basically the same commonality that most kind fat people like us have, kindness, but sometimes it’s a little bit that mother-in-law likes to brag in front of others~

As a member of fat people, I learn more from Blart. I have found some of my own shadows (reminds me of the helpless experience of being ruthlessly despised by a group of junior high school students by bus).

Well, it's undeniable that life is not so good in the first place, is it? To make a fat man happy, you have to give him beef sauce.

Then, the beef sauce came. The undead robbers happened to come in while Blart secretly played the game console in the mall. What's more, they hijacked the second of the three most cherished women, daughter and favorite. Girl (there is of course his mother~). Good anger is not easy to get angry, our Blart is really angry this time! Through the efforts of our fat boy protagonist, many agile robbers were subdued, including a colleague of his and high school classmates. Love rivals behaved cowardly, timidly, and selfishly in this, and naturally lost the heart of the beauty, and our fat hero naturally embraced the beauty~ The innocence gave this fat man a big beef sauce!

This is a typical American comedy routine. At the beginning, the little man hits a wall everywhere, sad and depressed; at the end, the little man becomes a great hero and obtains everything he wants.

But this is an atypical adult fairy tale. There are no BMWs, garden houses, no handsome men or beauties, oh, no, no handsome men (forgive me, let's treat the vase-like heroine as a beauty~). Some were a fat man, an electric two-wheeled vehicle~ the robbers were agile one by one, but they were defeated by a clumsy fat man, which suddenly reminded me of Kung Fu Panda. Among the robbers were Fatty's colleagues and Fatty's classmates. It can be said that this avenged Fatty's ridicule by his colleagues and was teased by his classmates. In the end, according to the old Chinese saying, heroes have no good wives, and Lai Han marries Huazhi. The fat man defeated the rich and handsome (compared to the fat man) rival in love, and got the heart of the beauties.

The story is complete, isn't it? A crappy comedy, a fairy tale drama that makes us fat people happy~

May all fat people be able to eat beef sauce, happy every day, don't worry about life~

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May I find a girlfriend soon, haha~

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Extended Reading
  • Dell 2022-04-22 07:01:31

    Whether it is a comedy or a cop film, it is not popular

  • Marcellus 2021-12-16 08:01:08

    The plot is too trivial, it could have been filmed a bit more passionately, the only thing to watch is the warm "dead" fat guy Kevin James. The heroine is really ugly

Paul Blart: Mall Cop quotes

  • Paul Blart: [after showing a Loch Ness Monster tattoo on his lower back that he got while drunk] Yeah... I don't drink.

  • Veck Sims: When are you gonna give up, Blart?

    Paul Blart: How about now? I'll meet you on the corner of "NE" and "VER"!