4 stars for the second half

Madelyn 2022-04-21 09:01:14

The first half was a mediocre horror movie plot, and when it was discovered that it was a LIVE SHOW, it was artificially manipulated, which made people less hopeful. Because this kind of LIVE SHOW has always made me feel that it is inhumane, bloody plot. It even made me suspect that this was a perverted and abusive LIVE SHOW, and even Jiang Si was played by someone from the show team.
When two people enter the elevator, they enter the suspense movie situation. And the Nightmare Legion is really cool. All the protagonists of horror films are tortured, the demons are dispatched, the elevator is opened, and the armed defense is killed in seconds. It might be better if the plot could be lengthened, because I really like this idea. The so-called terrifying nightmare was actually controlled and manipulated in every room by the program crew. This reversal is too powerful. Finally, the evil god awakens, whether there is a sequel, look forward to it.

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Extended Reading
  • Jacklyn 2021-10-20 19:00:41

    Truman's horror world

  • Damaris 2021-10-20 19:00:42

    2012 is here, and superheroes with their own unique skills are busy making alliances, and monsters and monsters have begun to work together to scare people. The audience's ability to withstand advances with the times, and fighting alone is no longer a stimulus. I also think about it for you in the next one. Let the Avengers, Justice League or something, join forces to deal with all the monsters from the past to the present. Do it to your heart's content, do it sloppy, the more messy the better.

The Cabin in the Woods quotes

  • Dana: I don't think Curt even has a cousin.

  • [the Zombie Redneck Torture Family are attacking the cabin]

    Curt: Look. We gotta lock this place down.

    Marty: He's right.

    Curt: We'll go room by room. Barricade every window and door. We gotta play it safe. No matter what happens, we have to stay together.

    Hadley: [Watching the kids from the control room, Hadley slaps his forehead] Fuck!

    Sitterson: Calm down. Watch the master work.

    [Sitterson pushes buttons on the control panel. A grille opens in a cabin wall and a gas pours through it; Curt enters the room and is affected by the gas at once]

    Curt: This isn't right.

    Holden: What? What's the matter?

    Curt: Th-This isn't right. We should split up. We-We can cover more ground that way.

    Holden: [also affected by the gas] Yeah... Yeah. Good idea.

    Marty: [in disbelief that they just said something so stupid] Really?

    [a zombie's axe crashes through a wall]

    Curt: You guys, you guys, get in your rooms.

    [Marty has a protesting expression as his friends run to different rooms. Cut to Hadley placidly eating popcorn]

    Hadley: Lock 'em in.