A dog's tail that tinkers and stumbles and forces the finale

Sunny 2022-04-24 07:01:02

To be honest, I actually wanted to give it 2 stars, but since the director gave it a perfect, slightly moving finale, I gave it an extra star, but I still can't change it. The process of watching the movie is definitely very torment!

As someone who has watched the old six-part series many times, before going to watch 9, it took almost 6 hours to make up for 7 and 8, and I still watched the annotated version, which is really looking forward to 9. Well, I was very excited a few minutes before the movie started, but the excitement disappeared as soon as I entered the main film. It really is that I almost fell asleep many times in the first half to the middle part, and I needed to hold on to watch it!

Let's talk about the seventh film first. Because the seventh film was acquired by Disney, and it was not Lucas' own idea, Lucas did not make it himself. Many big directors avoided this hot yam. In the end, JJ Finally, I took over the guide tube. In order to live up to the old Star Wars fans, I basically copied the old Star Wars trilogy, changed the more popular character configuration in Hollywood today, and found Leia Luke. The iron triangle with the Han Dynasty plus some old characters is really full of feelings, so it can be understood that this movie is trying to make a sample for the old and new inheritance of the series, even if the old version elements and story trends are re-enacted, it can be understood and harmonious. accept.

In the eighth part, director Rian Johnson took over the guide tube and directly reformed the series in a drastic manner. The constant reversal layer by layer completely ignored a lot of movie routines, and people were often caught off guard in the viewing experience. Full of surprises, but this kind of reversal and anti-routine also offended many old fans, especially the old Luke's mental journey has been criticized by everyone. In fact, the eighth part is really a very good episode, if this series can Work up the courage to continue rushing down this path, and it may still be a good set!

As a result, in the ninth part, the goodwill accumulated in the eighth part was completely lost. Not only that, the production team felt as if they had to shoulder the heavy responsibility of bringing the eighth part's playful setting back to the right track, which led to the story. Not only was it completely separated, but even a little freshness was gone. The last episode revealed that Rey is an ordinary girl. This episode has to give her a big background. In the last episode, Kylo Ren learned from his grandfather without a helmet. In this episode, he has to wear it again. The last episode Kylo Ren killed the boss and became the big boss himself. In this episode, he has to arrange a new boss for him. There are too many self-denial settings before and after!

And because of the unfortunate death of the actor Fisher, and the filmmakers still wanted Princess Leia to have a role, the lines she cut out that were not used in the past were completely mechanical and crazy, and it felt like everyone asked Her question is not the same as what she answered, but it seems to be answering someone else's question. This kind of feeling is like if you ask an eminent monk a question, the eminent monk will always answer in a roundabout way. There is no sense of everyday life. She still died very, very plainly, although it is not to say that her death was vigorous, at least it was a highlight moment. This is completely different from the highlight and high energy when Han and Luke left. I really want to be moved, But I couldn't be moved by this inexplicable situation, it was really too sudden!

Then this one is also to sell feelings. It really invited all the old people who could be invited. Even the villains were the original old villains, and there was no groundwork at all, so he airborne, and also airborne with a secret army, If you say that he didn't come out to save the scene, I don't believe it, just because the whole story seems to be filled with new ideas, so this movie obviously has more than 2 hours, but everyone's It only takes a few minutes to change the mental journey. One second is boring, the next second is energetic, the last second is dead, the next second is alive, the last second is the villain, the next second I am a good person again, WTF ? ? ? ? It's really child's play!

In addition, the movie has a lot of action scenes, so the literary drama has been greatly reduced, but the big battle is so boring. Fired, then the enemy fought back, popped fire, then we had reinforcements, popped fire, then the enemy fought back, popped. . . . . It's really fucking boring, it's really not thrilling. Look at the blood salt, the visuals, and the atmosphere at the end of 8.

Then the final battle of the heroine is also. After the foreshadowing and strengthening of the villain's strength, it turned out to be a lightning duel. Is this Harry Potter, or is it Dragon Ball vs. Po, two people are fighting against each other under the spell? Or Turtle School Qigong vs. Bo, is this a big battle? It feels impotent to the point of suffocation!

Finally, the name of the movie is also, what happened to the rise of Skywalker? Obviously there are no more Skywalkers! It's not that you said your surname is Skywalker, you are Skywalker, you are not their family, what's the use of changing your name, their family is still broken!

So this episode is really, in addition to deliberately inciting people and eating me, the other places are really, completely very bad! ! It feels like the finale of the X-Men! It's a very, very dog's tail, not even 6 points!

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  • Toney 2022-03-22 09:01:12

    One and a half stars. After reading it, it feels like watching an online dating rush. . . This plot is really getting worse and worse, and the turning point is destroying the classics. It is like a book written by someone who does not understand Star Wars at all. It is really a rebellious thing! Routine to the extreme, boring to the extreme. Either the plot is not spread, or it is clearly telling you how to shoot. There is nothing but a scene of the waves, so I can hardly find a point.

  • Lewis 2022-03-24 09:01:15

    Go and see, sincerely, I have everything that I should have in the finale

Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker quotes

  • General Pryde: Where did they get all these fighter craft? They have no navy.

    Admiral Griss: It's not a navy, sir. It's just... people.

  • Emperor Palpatine: The time has come.