If the Americans were all gone, what a beautiful film this would be. . .

Mossie 2022-01-03 08:01:52

This is a story of a Japanese ninja filmed by an American and played by a Korean star (Rain).
To be honest, Rain is really in good shape, with that ecstatic little single eyelid. . . Seeing it, my heart was rippling. . . But the heroine is very ugly, the plot is mixed, the Japanese plot part is quite good, the American plot part is too fucking bloody. . .
In the play, Rain plays a ninja who betrays his family, and there is a climax behind him. He was caught by the ninjas and tied to a playground in the middle of the typical Japanese classical bungalows in a very elegant environment. Was executed.
Rain's master gave him mercilessly SM, and he vomited blood. Just when Rain seemed to be dying, a GPRS micro transmitter was rolled out of the blood, and then the American soldiers appeared. . .
They drove an armored vehicle and smashed the wall of the ninja compound, and they descended from the sky in a helicopter. They carried bazookas and machine guns in their hands, and engaged in a fierce duel with ninjas wearing night clothes and carrying samurai swords. . .
Bullets and shurikens shuttled back and forth. One American soldier was headshot by the shuriken, and one ninja was beaten into a sieve by stray bullets. . .
At the end of the story, the American soldier was victorious.
This is a great victory for science and technology, marking that advanced productive forces have once again defeated backward civilization.
After watching the movie, I think Rain’s father is too stupid. What age is it? What kind of ninja is he training? It’s amazing to have that spare money to buy a set of American equipment. . .

In addition, the heroine is too ugly. It makes me feel uncomfortable to watch her and Rain act in a rivalry, but the director didn't make them feel emotional, or it was not 3 stars, but 1 star. . .

But the action scenes are still beautiful, bloody, violent, and rhythmic, which suits my taste. And Rain is half naked from time to time, and the lumpy flesh in that suit is really eye-catching. . . It's a pity that the plot is horrible, or a story involving Americans is horrible. If the Americans were all gone, what a beautiful movie this would be. . .

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Extended Reading
  • Dagmar 2022-04-22 07:01:39

    This is a movie that has nothing to do with ninjas. It doesn't touch the side of ninjas. It really is an American movie. It is blood, violence, and the screenwriter is not good.

  • Madilyn 2022-04-22 07:01:39

    The plot is 54, just look at Rain's muscles and fighting scenes! But ninjas don't kill people like that!

Ninja Assassin quotes

  • Takeshi: Do you still think of it? Do you remember the sound she made when I stuck her?

    [Raizo screams and attacks him]

  • [Mika shoots Ozunu, and he shadowblends away]

    Raizo: Mika, run!

    Mika Coretti: Where is he? WHERE IS HE?