I just read this one after reading the Nativity. . . It's a spoof against the former

Ewald 2021-12-16 08:01:03

With four stars, the idea of ​​using a gun to sweep mankind is very good, and the archangel Michael is really handsome and cool and fascinating.

The angels in the Bible have no gender and are beautiful, but in the movie they are all a bunch of muscular men. They are the worst in this movie. They don't have any superpowers. They have to stitch their wounds and use guns to fight. The Emperor Di’s heart is even more unpredictable, saying that it is the doomsday purge, but you can’t really do it, because the Emperor said that killing is still love in his heart, and destroying the world is the most annoying. No wonder someone proves that God is actually a woman. It is estimated that Lucifer, the former archangel, was annoying, and I simply didn't take care of him.
Just finished reading the Nativity of Jesus, too subversive, that Maria is holy and pure. . . The waitress smokes and wants to have a baby. The child still fools around with men, so that he can be a Virgin. It seems that God also sees that young American virgins are hard to find, and lowered the standard.

The disadvantage is that the scene is too small, you are not required to be like 2012, at least you have to feel like a surprise 28. If you go to the cinema, you will feel like you've been cheated of money. Several other characters seemed to have stories, but before they had time to unfold, they died like cannon fodder. Too hasty.

Let me sigh again, how healthy the film "Furious Offenses" was, and you can't smell a bit of rot from beginning to end. Now I just touched my face and grabbed my hand for a minute. . .

Speaking madly in Hebrew in the last two minutes (?) It is very depressing without subtitles! It is guessed that Mi Ge told Gabriel to stop frustrating and go home to cook. Then Brother Mi was going to leave, and the gangster grabbed Mi Ge and said, "You can't just go like this. These years are in a turbulent situation. I am not rich in the first place, and Messiah can't be raised by me alone." Mi Ge said, we have not paid wages for thousands of years, and now we rely on you, Di Ge and I trust you! Finished flying. Finally, the gangster and the New Virgin found a village, got a car and equipment, and embarked on the road to Egypt. . .

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  • Annalise 2022-04-20 09:01:44

    A very good theme was wasted by a director who didn't know how to grasp the rhythm, and it was a bit too bloody in the end.

  • Freeda 2022-03-23 09:02:01

    Totally deceived! How bad movie trailers can be intimidating.

Legion quotes

  • Gladys Foster: [Charlie brings Gladys' steak to her table] Oh, thank you dear. How far along are you?

    Charlie: Oh, just about there.

    Gladys Foster: The father must be very proud.

    Charlie: Nah I wouldn't know.

    Gladys Foster: He's?

    Charlie: Out of sight, out of mind.

    Gladys Foster: I see...

    [Charlie tries to wave the flies away from the steak]

    Gladys Foster: So I take it you're not married.

    Charlie: No.

    Gladys Foster: That's too bad.

    Charlie: No. Yeah I prefer it that way. I don't need a man telling me what to do.

    Gladys Foster: But what about the baby?

    Charlie: I got it under control.

    Gladys Foster: But it's gonna burn.

    Charlie: [pauses, staring at Gladys] What did you just say?

    Gladys Foster: I said your fucking baby's gonna burn.

    [the whole diner stares in stunned silence]

    Charlie: Go to hell, lady!

    [Charlie slams the bill on the table and storms off to the kitchen]

    Charlie: [Charlie says to Jeep and Bob] Fucking Jesus freak!

    Bob Hanson: What happened?

    Gladys Foster: [chuckling as she begins to eat her steak] All those little babies are gonna burn!

    Percy Walker: [trying to get Gladys to quiet down] Ho... Ho...

  • Minivan Boy: Don't be afraid. I just want to play with the baby.