How to pass an interview without convulsions

Clarabelle 2021-12-15 08:01:17

Give a clear question and only one correct answer. We call it "science".

Give a clear question, not sure how many correct answers there are. We call it "academic".

Tell you that there is a problem, but what the problem is, do not tell you; tell you that there is a correct answer, and you have no way to prove whether the answer is correct or not. Just like Lao Tzu said: "Dao is always nameless. If King Hou can keep it, everything will become self-contained." We call it "metaphysics." It is said that since the Eastern Han Dynasty, Lao Tzu has a lot of fans and even founded Taoism, but almost all of these people have been convulsed, so we can also call it "convulsive". There is little difference between the two.

There is a film that attempts to interpret the small differences between the two. Unfortunately, it is probably the film.

Eight people participated in the interview with a large company, and there was only one question, which was completed in 60 minutes, and there was plenty of time. The rules are also very simple, with three chapters: do not deface the test paper, do not leave, do not talk to the examiner and security guards; such a simple interview can't pass, isn't it even an idiot? But in the end, only one barely passed. It can be seen that the other seven people are really inferior to idiots. But having said that, in this interview, where the questions were, they were not printed on the examination papers; naturally, there was no way to know how to answer them. So the examiner also has such a little nonsense.

Let's take a look at the interview experience of a few lucky people: An

unnamed Guangdong labor exporter-still a XX after twenty years

It turned out to be a Chinese who was the first to get out of the game, charged with "contaminating examination papers." I was shocked at that time—China is the ancestor of the examination system. For more than a thousand years, China’s intellectuals were selected according to this model. Even the “last battlefield” of examinations could not be held. ? Why is the Chinese love? But when you think about it carefully, eldest sister, you don’t even see the question and keep writing the answer, isn’t it a bit of a silly brain? Do you think you are the top student in the college entrance examination in China? Your parents praise you and the whole world treats you as an onion? Do you think you can "peacefully rise" and achieve "great rejuvenation" by keeping a low profile on your own efforts? Although some Chinese people like to ask and answer, talk to themselves, brag about themselves, and enjoy themselves, they are inevitably crushed into soft persimmons abroad. This is the truth-the rules of the game set by others, you don't even know. You retreat and think that you are catching up with the beauty of the Premier League, but in fact no one is peeing on your pot. Wasn't he kicked out yet? And when he was kicked out, he cried and spoke in Cantonese. Not to mention that foreigners do not understand, nor do we Chinese. Anyhow, do you say "Lost and reject my mother" to show the spirit of patriotism? Just like Ah Q was shot and the phrase "An XX in twenty years" could not be screamed after all, some Chinese people just can't stand up at a critical moment, and I'm afraid that even FQ is not as good as FQ.

Black-haired white woman-the tragedy of

a strong woman The second out is Brunette, a black-haired white woman. The reason why this woman is out is largely because of the "feminism" poison. The absurdity of "feminism" lies in misestimating the situation and being too arrogant and self-confident, thinking that "women can do what men can do, and women can do what men can't." The world seems to have returned to the matriarchal era. In fact, the world today is still a patriarchal world, and the advancement of women's status is not enough to allow Jehovah to abdicate and allow Mary to succeed. No matter how self-confident this strong woman was, she was still overwhelmed in the end. No wonder the car in the feminist movie "The End of the Flower" is about to fall off the cliff after all. Feminism is too unrealistic.

India's Asan-the bankruptcy of the indirect route

India Asan Brown is a professional gambler, male. Unlike the Indian tradition of "altruism", this person is a self-righteous ultra-individual, who doesn't trust anyone. He belongs to the kind of person who is good at manipulating the situation through the "indirect route". It stands to reason that the "starting point" of this "softness over the strong" approach is very close to the realm of Laozi's philosophy, but in the end he was forced to leave the field automatically by a gun. It can be seen that the "indirect route" sometimes loses to the "direct route", which also explains why India became a British colony-it is not that the Indians have no wrists, but that they only have wrists and no fists.

Old Black-the fate of Ma Zai

Black is an African American (a very non-racist name), male. No matter how the name changes, the old black can only be the old black, both in terms of faith and destiny. Since the founding of the United States, Lao Hei has been the life of poor workers. First he farmed the land and pulled cars, and then went into the restaurant to carry luggage and plates. Although Obama is now the president, he is still a "public servant" in name, isn't it? So most Lao Hei never thought about how to become a boss, but desperately to become the best horse. Black's own creed is: "I can do all things." He wore a cross to show off everywhere, nothing more than emphasizing that he is an excellent model worker and Christian vindicator, like a horse. No matter how good the Boss is, it will be the Boss after all. In the end, Black hadn't escaped a bullet from the white man. If it weren't for his other boss, God's energy, it would inevitably be the final fate of most Ma Tsai.

Four-Eyed Psychologist-Useless is a scholar

Dark, a young woman who calls herself a psychologist, a typical intellectual. Intellectuals have a characteristic. It seems that their only purpose of existence is to show that they know better than others. As for whether their knowledge can really change the destiny of themselves and others, and whether it will contribute to the world, this is a bit difficult to say. The so-called "useless scholars" and "students failing to rebel in three years", even though they are made up by others to entertain them, it makes sense to think about it carefully. Dark claims to be an expert in psychology. It seems like that. In fact, his psychological quality is not good enough. When encountering a ruthless character like India's Asan as a professional gambler, he suddenly wilted. If you ask to confess, you will confess; she is right. The intention of this interview, and the psychoanalysis of the boss behind the scenes, were all right. They made sense in theory, but they were far from the truth. In the end, she fouled herself and was out of the game in a daze.

White man-God is dead, and you can't live as

White. As the name suggests, he is a white man. He speaks with a British accent. It is presumed that he is a pure ASWP, the real master of the United States, and was once the de facto master of most of the world. . Because of this, White believes that the only things worth pursuing in this world are power and status. To this end, he must use all means, not empathize, and sacrifice any principle. In order to win the interview, he first drove Brunette away through conspiracy and tricks, then tricked the seemingly crazy Frenchman to abstain, and forced Indian Ah San to leave the field at gunpoint. Finally, he shot the old black and drove away Blond who had saved his life. …White’s behavior has a typical hegemonic color-unscrupulous, crossing the river and tearing down bridges, speaking impolitely, arrogant, extremely selfish, sinister and cunning. This is also a trait shared by many pirates, colonists, careerists, and fascists in history—a pure, undisguised evil. Such people don't have any beliefs. If they want to say what they believe, it is probably Nietzsche's phrase "God is dead." Since God is dead, they can naturally do whatever they want without scruples. But I don’t know if God died, but Nietzsche died very early, including his followers. "The agency was so clever that it missed Qingqing's life." White did not make the last laugh because he misread the time. Why would the time be wrong, probably only God knows.

Frenchman-Boss is me, no one pretends to be B

Frenchman, White scornfully called him "Deaf". He was the third person to be out because he ate his exam paper. It's such a person who pretends to be crazy and sells stupidly, and his actual identity is the Boss of this interview. The so-called "people can't look good", Goujian eats stool, and the husband is unlucky; Sima Yi pretends to be Alzheimer's, and Cao Shuang suffers. Historically, there are too many people pretending to be crazy and selling stupid but pretending to be pigs and tigers. The Frenchman really knows the samādhi-the person who really dominates the world is the person who sets the rules of the game. It does not matter whether this rule is reasonable or not. The important thing is that others have to play according to your rules, and you don’t care. , Always the ultimate beneficiary of this game.

Blond and white women-husbands are indisputable, so the world can not compete with Blond

, no matter in name or appearance, they all have typical Nordic characteristics. She is also just like the Scandinavian compatriots who used to be savage but have now become regular, willing to be a pacifist bystander, and the result is naturally the snipe and the clam vying for the fisherman's profit. Regardless of whether she found the answer to the question at the end of her inspiration, she can be regarded as having the last laugh. "Husbands do not fight, so the world cannot fight with them." People who are accustomed to putting others on fire will always get fat in the end.

Questions and answers-the results are sometimes the least important

questions and answers about this interview are the most nonsensical part of the film. Everyone’s test paper is a blank sheet of paper, and no clues can be seen after exhaustion. Finally, Blond finally saw a line of small characters "question 1:" through the superimposed magnification of glasses and glass sheets. What is question 1 again? It turns out that the "Any questions?" mentioned by the title examiner is question 1, so just answer "Y/N". This is the answer. Isn't it boring? Some people are deliberate and pay a huge price to pursue the so-called results, but they often get the most worthless things and lose the most precious things. It can be seen that the result is sometimes the least important. The important thing is how to not lose yourself in the process of pursuit.

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  • Otha 2021-12-15 08:01:17

    The biggest attraction of this type of film is to watch people fight, but the biggest shortcoming of this kind of film is that it exaggerates the ugly side of human nature too much. Therefore, some plot settings are quite unconvincing, and this film is no exception. . Like "House of 9," it's too exaggerated, and there are some plots, because there are not a few movies of the same theme, almost everyone can guess it. ★★★☆

  • Terence 2022-03-27 09:01:09

    Wanting to learn to write about the psychology of the secret room in panic, but it was too far-fetched.

Exam quotes

  • Invigilator: The test is simple in comparison, yet it will determine who leaves this room with a contract of employment, and who leaves with bus fare home.

  • Invigilator: There is one question before you, and one answer is required. If you try to communicate with myself or the guard, you will be disqualified. If you spoil your paper, intentionally or accidentally, you will be disqualified. If you choose to leave this room for any reason, you will be disqualified.

    Invigilator: Any questions?