Worst movie I've seen in years

Raymundo 2022-04-20 09:01:26

I've been watching the Jagged Man's Revenge movies recently, and Crank is undoubtedly the worst of them all!
There are many mistakes and loopholes in the overall plot not to mention! The details are unbearable!

The weakening mobile phone ringtone made people think it was caused by the protagonist's trance. Later, it was discovered that the ringtone was originally like that...
After that bastard's brother had his hand chopped off, there was no reaction at all? Can you beat someone?
Why should the protagonist let Tang Jin go?
What is the role of the heroine? I really don't see it? Don't answer the phone, why?
The protagonist changed his clothes in the hospital, how come there is still that potion?
Why waste so much time in the microwave?
There are N times of Chinese in the video, they are all fucking KOREAN!!!
After seeing the fight in the garment factory, I really can't stand it anymore, so I clicked X decisively

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Extended Reading
  • Jermain 2022-03-20 09:01:27

    Foul mouth full of ears, fuck your uncle

  • Ashly 2022-03-21 09:01:32

    The fucking scene in it is too classic

Crank quotes

  • Chev Chelios: [hears Orlando's voice from Asian man in elevator] Orlando?

    Orlando: You a persistent motherfucker, Chev Chelios. I'll give you that. They pop you and you just keep getting up?

    Chev Chelios: I'm the Terminator.

  • Chev Chelios: [aims his finger like a gun at Carlito's head] Not so fast, motherfucker.

    Verona: [laughs] He's gone dipsy-doodle, yo.

    [moves his finger at Verona]

    Verona: Yeah, whatever, psycho.

    Carlito: I'm afraid the Houdini act is over, my friend.

    Chev Chelios: Boosh.

    [shoots Carlito's bodyguard in the head]

    Verona: Our Father, who art in heaven...

    Carlito: Shut up, Verona!

    Don Kim: [from behind Chev] So this is how it is?

    Carlito: It's Don Kim! You're supposed to be dead!

    Chev Chelios: Presto.