-
Alexandro 2022-09-13 15:23:41
This movie is completely propped up by a few men and women who keep fighting to the death
Some young people go to the beach to have a party, making all kinds of troubles and messing about. Someone picked up a big, disgusting-looking ball on the beach, which was actually the egg of some kind of monster. The first to wake up the next day was a topless woman, caught by something in the...
-
Shane 2022-09-14 14:13:53
It seems familiar everywhere, the ending is naturally the same
During the carnival, someone brought back a gigantic shell-like thing—does this look like a Trojan horse? A group of people wake up one after another, not knowing where they are - does this look like a Japanese movie (forgot the title)? American horror films have several standard features:...

Brooke Butler
Extended Reading
-
Gilbert: My mother told me not to bring my black ass to this motherfucking Beach!
-
Beach Patrol Alex: He's not my boyfriend! What are you? 12? Oh, I'm sorry, I was talking to the guy that you are shacking up with in a life guard stand. What do you call it now? Tender connections? What, did he poke you on Facebook?