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Hester 2022-09-07 11:15:37
Great Glorious Correct Onion Question
About ten years ago I found a thing called "the Ig Nobel Prizes" in the corner of the newspapers of the great motherland. The buttered bread falls to the ground, whether the buttered side is up or the non-buttered side is up - a professor spent decades counting thousands of buttered breads on the...
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Lukas 2022-09-07 16:46:43
Bullshit is a routine in all life.
We all know that onions can be peeled off layer by layer.
What is an onion peeled to the end? Empty, of course, nothing left.
But unfortunately, most people don't do that. Most people prefer to cut across the board.
The Chinese don't do that either. I'm not saying the Chinese aren't that majority....T
Chrissy Metz
Chrissy Metz, actor. Starring works include "Our Day", " Hotel ", etc.
Extended Reading
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[singing]
Melissa Cherry: When you love me right up front, you know that I don't mind. But what I really want is for you, to take me from behind. I don't mind, no. I don't mind. Take me from be-hi-i-i-ind...
Melissa Cherry: Are you ready? Mmmm. Down on my knees. Baby, when we kiss, my heart just skips a beat. And when you hold my hand, oh, I can hardly speak. But there's one kinda lovin' that I can't do face to face. So, let me give you some affection - just below your waist. Oh, yeah! I'm down on my knees for you. I'm begging please, please for you. Oh! I've got so much love, I need to show it. It's a big job, I don't want to blow it. Oh! Oh, yeah. Oh! Baby. Down on my knees, begging please please.
Melissa Cherry: Shoot your love, baby. Tell me why must you hide that love, that love you got inside. It's been building up so long. Yeah! And that feeling's oh so strong. So baby, shoot your love all over me. Oh! Drown me in a milky sea. Love all over me. Hey, baby! It's you and I, for eternity, for eternity. That's why you've got to shoot your love over me. Oh, yeah, yeah! When I look at you, ba-by, I see a man full of spunk. But what good is it to me, locked away in that trunk? I don't need more roses. No, that would be just reckless. The gift I want from you is my very own pearl necklace. Shoot your love all over me. Hey! Drown me in a milky sea. Love all over me. Ooh, baby! It's you and I, you and I, for eternity, for eternity. That's why you've got to shoot your love all over me.
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Norm Archer: In other news. A local 8-year-old has accidently exercised his 2nd amendment right yesterday, when he blew off his head with his father's semi-automatic rifle. The fatal incident is being hailed by gun-rights activists as a victory for America and the constitution.
