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Lee 2022-03-14 14:12:23
There are several stalks about ASU
Let me make up a few stalks about ASU: (The following explanation is only based on some ridicule of the American public about ASU, and does not represent the real situation of ASU. For example, the 87% ratio is fabricated, and the school has clarified)
1. "Do you say ASU or HPVU?" John ridiculed...
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Guiseppe 2022-03-19 09:01:04
Discussion of Humanity in Comedy Clothes
First of all, this is a complete comedy, or is it a bit of a vulgar comedy, and then in such a play to discuss a very serious question: what is a person? And in a serious setting: the courtroom. Of course, this does not affect the fact that it is a vulgar comedy, and it is precisely because it is a...
Claudia Zie
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Herminio 2022-04-21 09:01:41
You could have been an inspirational icon, but you ended up being Justin Bieber.
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Roscoe 2022-04-24 07:01:04
The crappy story of Ted's search for human rights is just a framework. I have to admit that Seth MacFarlane's ability has basically achieved the level of "not targeting anyone" when it comes to piling up hard-flavoured meat jokes. The stalks of various American movies and entertainment culture are also endless. The semen room sprayed his face, and the Wahlberg scale broke through the sky. "Ted, you could have inspired the world, but became Justin Bieber!"
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Customer: Hey.
Ted: Hello.
Customer: I have to... I have to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.
Ted: Uhhh... Yeah, yeah. Box of Trix.
Customer: Yeah, that's right. I've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for children. Is that correct?
Ted: Well... I mean they say 'Trix are for kids' in the commercials b...
Customer: Aha, aha. Now, is that enforced by law?
Ted: Uh, not to my knowledge. No.
Customer: So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no trouble?
Ted: No. No. You should be fine.
Customer: You do understand that I myself am not a child?
Ted: I was able to sniff that out, yeah.
Customer: Okay, I'm going to bring these back to my apartment.
Ted: Yeah, yeah. You'll be okay.
Customer: And... I won't be followed?
Ted: No, uh... that's not in our budget here.
Customer: Hey, I won't forget what you've done for me here today.
Ted: I would prefer that you do. Jesus Christ.
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[a library full of semen samples falls over John, spilling everything]
John: Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
Ted: We are so sorry!
Female Nurse: Well I guess it's alright - those are the rejected sickle cell samples.
Ted: Did you hear that, Johnny? You're covered in rejected black guy sperm. You look like a Kardashian.
