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Trystan 2022-01-26 08:17:26
the longest yard
You wanna try the tears of a man? Then I suppose you can watch this film.
Here you may find the eternal fascination of Hollywood. Its movie is like a box of chocalate; you'll never know what you're ganna get. It may bore you to death but you always have a chance to be cheared up till the very last... -
Kacie 2022-01-26 08:17:26
Imitation + thinking of a problem
"The Longest Yard" is a parody of "The Shawshank Redemption". A white man who was successful in his life went to prison and had a good black friend (who could get things outside the prison just like RED), after unremitting efforts, he succeeded in another stage of life - prison , or approval.
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Guard Dunham: [after breaking off a long run, storms up to Megget] That's how a white man runs the football!
Earl Megget: Man, you lucky I ain't on defense. I'd crack you in that egg-ass head of yours!
Guard Dunham: Yeah, but you ain't on defense. Are ya, bitch?
Earl Megget: Switowski! Come here!
[he comes running over]
Earl Megget: You know what he said in the library?
[whispers to Switowski about Dunham calling Malcolm X then "N word", as Switowski's eyes about pop out of his head]
Earl Megget: Yes. Him. Out!
Switowski: [Destroys Dunham with a huge hit on the next play. Everyone gathers around to look at Dunham and sniffs] I think I made-ed him shit himself.
Coach Nate Scarborough: I think he just shit himself.
All Sportswriters: I think he just shit himself.
Stretcher Guy: Good lord, this guy shit himself big time!
Switowski: [jumps up and down celebrating] See! I told you i made-ed him shit himself!
Earl Megget: [as Dunmham is being carted off the field on a stretcher] I'll be sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp!
Deacon Moss: And some diapers!
