Eric Hoffman

Eric Hoffman

  • Born: 1963-5-12
  • Height: 6' 4" (1.93 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Paris 2022-03-01 08:01:32

      Ass theory

      "If you have a complaint, all you need to do is write it down on a note, put it in an envelope, and shove it up your asshole.
      If you feel you've been treated unfairly, write it down in detail on the note, fold it carefully Okay, shove your ass out and put it in your asshole.
      If you have any advice...

    • America 2022-03-01 08:01:32

      so beautiful

      I don't know what the so-called literary youth's underwear and formal clothes are now, but at least there are definitely many people who can't tell the difference between pretending and lotus. After watching this film in January, I am satisfied and want to search others. The opinion found...

    • Felix 2022-03-01 08:01:32

      Is it so easy for prison to be king?

    • Bettye 2022-03-26 09:01:13

      The only comedy movie I have in my collection, I took it out and watched it again yesterday, and the laughs are still fresh

    Let's Go to Prison quotes

    • Barry: If you lie to me I cut your genitalia and put it in shoe box.

    • Nelson Biederman IV: "Dear new pen pal, my name is Nelson Biederman IV, I'm 30 years old, and I've been in prison for three months. In this hell hole, I've had my ass kicked so many times, my ass has foot prints in it. But you know what? I think I'm going to make it. At least I know it can't possibly get any worse. Anyway, thanks for listening. I'll have to sign off now, as someone is pissing on me. Your new friend, Nelson."