Fawn Ortega

Fawn Ortega

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    • Annalise 2022-03-25 09:01:13

      I still have to compare it with rec... Still can't compare... The camera shakes too much, I watch it while I eat, and I feel sick to the point of vomiting after watching it.

    • Tobin 2021-12-25 08:01:44

      What is going on with the fourth one! What chip did the man transplant to the woman, and the haunting in the room was all arranged by the man? What is he going to do?

    V/H/S quotes

    • [Wendy continues to drive her friends out into the woods when they start to get curious as to why]

      Samantha: Because when you told me about this trip, you said it was just gonna be us girls, but now we're...

      Joey: Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

      [Joey begins recording himself]

      Joey: I need to document this, okay? You told me, Wendy - Wendy, my sweet - That this was just gonna be you and me, and now you've told her it's just gonna be an all girls trip.

      Wendy: Yeah.

      Spider: I'm just glad I'm with, you know, some people and not alone.

      Samantha: I don't want to hear a word about you jerking off.

      Spider: Well, I mean, I don't jerk off that much, but...

      Samantha: Not that much?

      Joey: Come on!

      [the camera cuts to them arriving closer to their destination]

      Spider: Is this it?

      Joey: I don't know. Is this it? Oh, okay, yeah.

      [dramatically says out loud when reading the dead end street sign]

      Joey: This is - Ooh, dead end! Let's take the left! Really, Wendy?

      [recording ends]

    • [Joey and Spider talk in the woods]

      Joey: What are you - ? Wait. I have a question. What are you doing here? Huh?

      Spider: See that, uh, blonde goddess up there?

      Joey: No, where?

      Spider: [Joey zooms in on Samantha walking up the hill] That's what I'm here for.

      Joey: I don't see much of a blonde goddess anyhwere.

      Spider: Oh, uh... blonde crack whore, according to you, right?

      Joey: She is a crack whore.

      Spider: Hey, give me the camera.

      Joey: You're not gettin the camera bro.

      Spider: Just gimme it for a second.

      Joey: Why?

      Spider: Cause I wanna do something with it.

      Joey: No. Go fuck yourself.