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Bridie 2022-09-06 18:16:32
We have to be handsome until we grow old
Revisiting Pride and Prejudice, the hype for Kingsman is overwhelming. I have never encountered such a drowsy gift of a pillow. Only 20 years later, can Colin still be handsome?
The results show that some men can't be called old, they can only be said to be fermented. Especially when this man... -
Myrna 2022-09-07 03:54:37
After watching it, I FUCK all over
I really can’t understand that this article has such a high reputation. Without Uncle Colin and Samuel, I would not be able to boast a good word. The logic is so dead that even such wonderful action scenes can’t get cool. First of all, the secret service organization is already. Why does MAN want a...
Fiona Hampton
Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes
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Harry Hart: You throw away your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog. And then you humiliate me by stealing my boss' car.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: You shot a dog just to get a fucking job!
Harry Hart: Yes, I did.
[Hart opens the study room to reveal his stuffed dog]
Harry Hart: And Mr. Pickle here reminds me of that every time I take a shit!
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: You shot your dog and had it stuffed? You fucking freak!
Harry Hart: No, I shot my dog and then brought him home and continued to care for him for the next 11 years until he died of pancreatitis.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: What?
Harry Hart: It was a blank, Eggsy. It was a fucking blank. Remember Amelia?
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Yeah.
Harry Hart: She didn't drown. She works in our tech department in Berlin. She's fine. Limits must be tested. A Kingsman only condones the risking of one life to save another.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: My dad might have saved your life, even though your fuck-up cost his? What, you've got him stuffed here and all?
Harry Hart: Can't you see that everything I've done has been about trying to repay him?
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Harry Hart: [after eating McDonald's food with Valentine] Thank you for such a 'happy' meal.
