Jean Simon

Jean Simon

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    • Sadye 2022-08-10 18:04:36

      The old saying goes well, it's a long time to be in love.

      A dick who has a bad career, is not handsome, and has such good luck. You can run into two women as soon as you go out.

      A woman is simply a match made in heaven. She has a casual encounter. She is beautiful and has the same hobbies. She talks about endless topics and is full of fun. She is simply...

    • Brady 2022-08-10 19:37:58

      Can go to see a doctor

      Is the humor that foreigners think is that the mental illness of the dissociative roaming pseudo-dementia can be registered in the psychiatric department. I don’t know why the childishness is doing this kind of mentally retarded performance. I don’t feel nauseous. I’m learning the beans. I don’t...

    The Wrong Missy quotes

    • Jess: My husband, Paul, was a Guess Jeans model.

      Paul: I used to have really skinny legs and a great a**. They photo-shopped my bottom half on Claudia Schiffer's torso.

      Nate: Who do you model for now? Cinnabon?

    • Tim Morris: [Wakes up from dreaming of having sex with one Melissa, to find out he's having sex with the other one] Missy? What are we doing?

      Missy: Um, having sex? You kept jamming your little morning wood into my back and saying, "Oh, I want you so bad."

      [laughs]

      Missy: Oh, you're fuckfacing me, aren't you? Cool!

      Tim Morris: No, no, I'm not! No.

      Missy: Yes, you are! Yeah, it's okay. I'm doing it to you, too, Simon Cowell. Now close your eyes and tell me I suck at singing!

      [screaming in pleasure]

      Tim Morris: You're going to Hollywood!