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Anthony 2022-02-08 08:01:38
Use horror elements to be funny
The movies made more than 10 years ago seem not outdated at all. The elements in horror science fiction movies such as Sadako and Alien can be used to make fun, and there is no sense of contradiction!
Although I don't understand the rap of the people in front of me, I didn't understand why there...
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Jade 2022-02-08 08:01:38
Horror studies that change the research direction
It was another two meat girls who opened the scene. They watched a video tape and then died strangely seven days later. After watching the pornographic version of "Midnight Spirit", will you still be afraid of midnight calls? At most I thought of the big breasts.
The director of the third...
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Mahalik: [to the Aliens] So, if they're friendly, then how come they choke us a few minutes ago?
Alien #1: Oh, that's how we say hello.
George: Then how do you say good-bye?
[the Alien kicks him in the crotch]
George: Oooh... I had to ask...
Alien #1: If you think that's unusual, then you should see how we pee.
[he starts peeing out of his finger]
President Harris: Oooooh, we are not so much different after all...
[the President starts peeing out of his finger also]
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Ross Giggins: Turning now to sports...
[Cindy types new text for the teleprompter]
Ross Giggins: and an evil video tape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. It's true. We're all in danger. There's an alien force that's trying prevent you from knowing the truth.
Carson Ward: Oh, no. Campbell, are you insane?
Ross Giggins: It's a horrible fate.
Cindy: Carson, I have to do this.
[Ward types his text]
Ross Giggins: Correction, there really is no danger. Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. Yes, I did. Every word of it. Everyone watching this could be dead in a week.
[everybody's fighting over the telemprompter keyboard, the janitor sits on it]
Ross Giggins: Oh, shizl gzngahr, % + 7, , 193419 ckin etd vaus erstn gubl chn q shnitzi guorsn blkn , , 18 469
[Janitor takes over the keyboard]
Ross Giggins: I been cleanin' after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins for ten years, but I been hittin' it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin', nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President y'all. I'm outie. Peace.
