Kelsi Macaluso

Kelsi Macaluso

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    Irresistible quotes

    • Gary Zimmer: Look, whatever you think you saw tonight...

      Faith Brewster: You didn't. You actually saw what I saw, and I think that the American people...

      Gary Zimmer: Would agree with me...

      Faith Brewster: As long as I say it repeatedly, doggedly...

      Gary Zimmer: And with unearned confidence...

      Faith Brewster: I lie...

      Gary Zimmer: I am lying to you...

      Faith Brewster: And you know I lie. I'm actually in this position because of how effectively I lie to you. Are we clear?

      Gary Zimmer: We call this the spin room, without shame.

      Faith Brewster: Spinning is something you do to disorient people.

      Gary Zimmer: And you all know that, and yet, here we are.

      Faith Brewster: What a wonderful play we're putting on.

      Gary Zimmer: Thank you so much. And fuck you America.

      Faith Brewster: I look forward to lying to you in the future...

      [reporters shouting questions after in follow up]

      Gary Zimmer: See you at the bar.

    • Gary Zimmer: [calling in to his office] I am telling you, he is the real deal! It is like a Bill Clinton with impulse control. Like a church-going Bernie Sanders with better bone density.