Ken Tipton

Ken Tipton

  • Born: 1952-10-23
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  • Extended Reading
    • Gussie 2022-05-21 21:23:03

      Very 80s

      Many years ago, I listened to a night radio show and forgot what the interviewed person did: he was about 30 years old, had a successful career, and had a good wife at home. In addition to his career, he also talked about poetry, poetry, and movies. . Speaking of movies, he said that after...

    • Therese 2022-05-21 19:14:51

      Comparison of pull tabs between "People on a Journey" and "Fantastic Road Trip"

      I have seen your replies, and I will reply here. I am really sorry. This text is like a personal memorandum. I personally never encourage plagiarism, but resolutely resist it. I didn't consider too much when I wrote it, and discussed it purely from the perspective of perception and technology. I...

    Planes, Trains & Automobiles quotes

    • Del: I guess this is probably a good time as any to tell you this. Our tickets are only good to St. Louis. St. Louis to Chi-town is booked tighter than Tom Thumb's ass.

    • Neal: You're no saint. You got a free cab, you got a free room, and someone who'll listen to your boring stories. I mean, didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking, eventually I started reading the vomit bag? Didn't that give you some sort of clue, like, hey, maybe this guy's not enjoying it? You know, everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have none of that. They're not even amusing *accidentally*! "Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh, and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it." I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days, I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take anything." You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy. Whoa." It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back, you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!