Kira Turnage

Kira Turnage

  • Born: 1984-3-14
  • Height: 5' 5" (1.65 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Maynard 2021-10-18 09:29:03

      A warm and vulgar film

      This is the dark horse at the box office at the end of the summer in the United States this year. A small-cost romantic comedy with a production cost of only 26 million US dollars. There are no big stars, but the box office makes a full 100 million. And when I look at the name, I think it...

    • Vaughn 2022-03-18 09:01:02

      Ending song: Aquarius

      http://www.9sky.com/track/390101.htm

      When you enter the seventh house after the month,
      Jupiter and Mars will line up.
      Peace will guide these planets.
      Love will control these planets.
      This is the coming of the age of
      Aquarius. Aquarius the era of
      Aquarius
      Aquarius

      harmony and harmonious
      consistent...

    • Helmer 2022-04-22 07:01:02

      Really want to see this rare species in America? I take back what I said before, it's really boring, that fake virgin is really rotten, I thought it was interesting, but I didn't expect it in the end. . . What's the point of talking about it?

    • Larissa 2022-04-23 07:01:10

      heat of the moment...

    The 40-Year-Old Virgin quotes

    • Andy Stitzer: Jay thinks you're a pot head.

      Cal: I am.

    • Mooj: [talking to a customer] This is a great TV. Nothing beats a plasma.

      Jay: What are you doing? That's my customer.

      Mooj: It certainly is not. When I came upon her, she was unattended

      Jay: No, no, that's my... She was unattended because I went to the back to get the brochure she requested.

      Mooj: I apologize, but it's too late. The transaction is completed.

      Jay: Then you gonna give me half the commission.

      Mooj: You will receive none of the commission.

      Jay: I need to talk to Paula. This is crazy, man!

      Mooj: This is bullshit! Every time I make a sale, you go crying to Paula. How about... how about Jesse Jackson? Oh, Jesse, he needs a call...

      Jay: I'm sick of you poaching my customers.

      Mooj: I'm sick of your crybaby bullshit!

      Jay: You wanna take this shit outside? You wanna just take it outside and just squash it?

      Mooj: Let's stay inside so everybody can see what a pussy you have, okay? Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath, I cannot return it until it has spilt blood.

      Jay: Listen to me, listen to me! You are fucking with the wrong nigger.

      Mooj: Hey, hey! You are fucking with the wrong sand nigger, okay?

      Jay: I will hang your old ass by your turban!

      Mooj: [Mooj has a very definite Indian accent] Oh, turban, now! Do you see any fucking turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say, "Hey, Jay, you want a slurpee? You want a slurpee?" Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?

      Jay: All right, man. Calm down, dude! Look... you still covering my shift on Friday or what?

      Mooj: If I can keep this commission... with pleasure.

      Jay: Cool, man. All right, pops.

      [They hug; Jay leaves]