Melissa Boatright

[Wendy continues to drive her friends out into the woods when they start to get curious as to why]

Samantha: Because when you told me about this trip, you said it was just gonna be us girls, but now we're...

Joey: Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

[Joey begins recording himself]

Joey: I need to document this, okay? You told me, Wendy - Wendy, my sweet - That this was just gonna be you and me, and now you've told her it's just gonna be an all girls trip.

Wendy: Yeah.

Spider: I'm just glad I'm with, you know, some people and not alone.

Samantha: I don't want to hear a word about you jerking off.

Spider: Well, I mean, I don't jerk off that much, but...

Samantha: Not that much?

Joey: Come on!

[the camera cuts to them arriving closer to their destination]

Spider: Is this it?

Joey: I don't know. Is this it? Oh, okay, yeah.

[dramatically says out loud when reading the dead end street sign]

Joey: This is - Ooh, dead end! Let's take the left! Really, Wendy?

[recording ends]

[Joey and Spider talk in the woods]

Joey: What are you - ? Wait. I have a question. What are you doing here? Huh?

Spider: See that, uh, blonde goddess up there?

Joey: No, where?

Spider: [Joey zooms in on Samantha walking up the hill] That's what I'm here for.

Joey: I don't see much of a blonde goddess anyhwere.

Spider: Oh, uh... blonde crack whore, according to you, right?

Joey: She is a crack whore.

Spider: Hey, give me the camera.

Joey: You're not gettin the camera bro.

Spider: Just gimme it for a second.

Joey: Why?

Spider: Cause I wanna do something with it.

Joey: No. Go fuck yourself.