Ned Rolsma

Ned Rolsma

  • Born: 1979-10-11
  • Height: 7' (2.13 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Ellis 2022-09-17 10:10:54

      Life lessons taught by Lily

      The penultimate episode of the first season is the favorite of the entire episode. Lily's "mistake theory" is great. Simply a philosopher——

      Ted: No, it's not an adventure, it's a mistake!

      Lily: OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things in life where you know it's a...

    • Georgianna 2022-09-17 10:30:36

      This is another classic

      I was too late to come into contact with comedy, so I started to make up for "friends" in my sophomore year. Few people who liked it at that time, few classmates cut it into a CD. For the first time, I felt the power of American TV series. season see tenth season

      but later Friends nearly few years...

    How I Met Your Mother quotes

    • Lily: [Lily sees Barney hitting on Claudia] Oh, hell. No!

      [grabs Barney by the ear and yanks him away from Claudia]

      Lily: Claudia is getting married tomorrow and so help me God if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard until your eyes pop out and then I'll feed them to you like grapes.

      Barney: [confused] Wait... my eyes? Or my testicles?

      Lily: [pause, thinks about it] One of each!

    • Barney: Haaaaave you met Ted?