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Rubie 2022-10-02 16:06:36
Everything is bad
In fact,
this is a comedy.
We will all encounter such a situation.
No matter what
we do is wrong, it
becomes bad for ourselves or for others
. The people around us have made us powerless like never before,
and even the things that were taken for granted have become completely unrecognizable. It’s...
Peter Dante
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