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Jorge 2021-10-20 17:47:31
Did the screenwriter suck the brain by taking drugs?
1. In order to promote the legalization of drugs, the big bosses choose to poison their products? Then, who would dare to take your drugs in the future, oh my god.
2. Since the drugs are so powerful, can't they be directly thrown into the water and threaten the president? If I were the president, I...
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Shannon 2022-04-24 07:01:03
It's all glass slag
It took two weeks before I remembered to write, brushed the midnight show, and some emotions dissipated in the winter night. Before going to see it, I swiped Ace Agent 1 once. I originally saw the poster of 2, thinking it would be an easy story, but I didn't expect the group to be destroyed! Merlin...
Stephen Schreiber
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Adam 2021-10-20 19:02:39
This series is ruined. Originally, everyone looked at the British gentleman style, but in the end, they insisted on climbing the American cousin who had no cultural background, and the southern country ruined everything! Aunt Moore looked like "The first worst in the world", but she died inexplicably. The biggest highlight of the film is not to believe it-it turned out to be a cameo Elton John! Aunt, I will give you a two-star call! You are the most coquettish and beautiful!
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Missouri 2022-03-22 09:01:20
So the launch of iPhone X is specifically designed for those special agents whose fingerprints have been smoothed out, right?
Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes
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Tequila: A bottle in a secret wall. You really expect me to take that seriously? See, I think your story's horse shit. Y'all just trying to cover for a failed rescue mission. You're here for the lepidopterist, ain't you?
[confused look in Eggsy and Merlin's faces]
Tequila: Okay, so your mystery bottle, huh?
[grabs a bottle of Statesman whiskey]
Tequila: Look anything like that, right there?
Eggsy: Yes. Same brand, much older.
Tequila: All right. Let's see here.
[opens bottle and sniffs the whiskey]
Tequila: You know why the measurement of alcohol content is called 'proof'?
[Tequila starts pouring the whiskey on Eggsy and Merlin]
Eggsy: Oh, fuck off!
Merlin: Oh, for Pete's sake!
Tequila: See, comes from back in the old days when pirates wanted to test the strength of their rum. They used to pour a little bit out on gunpowder.
[drinks a little]
Tequila: Oh, that'll make you wanna slap your mama right there, boy. And then the gunpowder, if it burnt when they set it alight, they considered it proof
[splashes more whiskey]
Tequila: that their rum was good and strong. But see, I ain't got no gunpowder on me, do I? But I'm pretty sure you boys'll make just as impressive of a sound when I set your balls on fire.
[Tequila pulls out a lighter as Merlin chuckles]
Tequila: Or you could just tell me who the fuck y'all really are and how the hell you found us.
Merlin: Look, for the last time, we have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call whiskey, which, by the way, is spelled without an 'e' and is nothing compared to a single malt scotch and you can go fuck yourself.
[Eggsy chuckles]
Tequila: What about you?
Eggsy: Me?
Tequila: Yeah.
Eggsy: No, I love a Jack and Coke, bruv. But I do agree with the part where you go fuck yourself.
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Tequila: All right. Y'all ain't got nothing to protect other than your honor. Let's see what happens when we change things up.
[Tequila changes the glass window on the wall, revealing Harry shaving]
Merlin: Harry!
Eggsy: Fuck me!
Tequila: Y'all got three seconds to tell the truth.
[Tequila pulls out his gun and points it at Harry]
Merlin: Wait! No!
Eggsy: Harry!
Tequila: He can't hear you, but I can. So talk.
Merlin: No!
Eggsy: Get down, Harry!
Tequila: That's two.
Eggsy, Merlin: Harry! Harry!
Tequila: Three.
Ginger: Stop!
[Ginger enters the room and throws an umbrella at Tequila]
Ginger: Their story checked out. I opened our doomsday scenario locker and that umbrella was in it. Kingsman. It's got our logo on it.
[Tequila looks at the 'Kingsman London' label on the umbrella handle, with the 'S' in the form of the Statesman logo. Ginger dries up Eggsy and Merlin]
Ginger: I'm really sorry.
Tequila: My apologies, boys. I'd, I hope there ain't no hard feelings. I was just doin' my job. Welcome to Statesman, independent intelligence agency. Just like y'all, I reckon. But our founders went into the booze business. Thank the sweet Lord above. This is Ginger Ale. She's our strategy executive.
Ginger: Hello.
Tequila: I'm Agent Tequila.
Eggsy: This is the part where you untie us.
